mrgoodtude
Not a Member
If you go to ExpeditersOnline.com Expedited Trucking Owner Operator Careers and Truck Sales daily for a fix..
You might be a driver, if
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buckeyewildman
Seasoned Expediter
if you do your christmas or anniversery shopping at flying j or t a
nightcreacher
Veteran Expediter
You are an expediter if two of the numbers in your circle of friends is dispatch,the one you call them,the one they call you
dieselwrench
Seasoned Expediter
When you pull into a large parking lot with your wife, driving her car and your eyes automaticly look for a level parking spot. You might be an expiditer.
nightcreacher
Veteran Expediter
Can you do that poop thing while your drivivng,or do you have to stop?Think if you buy the Depends,you woudnt have to stiop
Hi
If you have to drive to a truck stop or walmart to visit it your freinds.
You know the name of the person at the fuel desk in more than 1 truck stop.
You have never been in your banks lobby but know where all of their out of state ATM's are located.
If after paying for gas for personal car you walk out to the fuel islands.
If you always park near the garden center at walmart no matter what your driving.
If the milk in your fridge is usually 3 months old.
If freinds or family have ever driven past your house to see if your truck was there.
If your internet and phone bills are bigger than your electric bill.
If you have to drive to a truck stop or walmart to visit it your freinds.
You know the name of the person at the fuel desk in more than 1 truck stop.
You have never been in your banks lobby but know where all of their out of state ATM's are located.
If after paying for gas for personal car you walk out to the fuel islands.
If you always park near the garden center at walmart no matter what your driving.
If the milk in your fridge is usually 3 months old.
If freinds or family have ever driven past your house to see if your truck was there.
If your internet and phone bills are bigger than your electric bill.
It's great to see you here again, Sir - we've missed you!
miker
Seasoned Expediter
you know your not just an expediter but an over the roader when you get home and out of habit grab some tp and wipe the seat off anyway without hesitation, and it takes you a few days to break that habit, but amazing how quickly you readapt yourself back into it once you get back out on the road
youngsamuel
Seasoned Expediter
That is hilarious
inkasnana
Expert Expediter
You might be an expediter if.. you feel like a guest in your own home.
You might be an expediter if.. while driving in your personal vehicle you notice you need fuel and you start looking for the truck stop book to find the nearest place to get it.
You might be an expediter if.. you would rather eat a home cooked meal and veg on the couch in front of the tv rather than join the rest of the family for a free night out at Red Lobster.
You might be an expediter if.. in the middle of a shower at home you realize you are wearing your TS shower flip-flops.
Yeah.. all personal experiences.
You might be an expediter if.. while driving in your personal vehicle you notice you need fuel and you start looking for the truck stop book to find the nearest place to get it.
You might be an expediter if.. you would rather eat a home cooked meal and veg on the couch in front of the tv rather than join the rest of the family for a free night out at Red Lobster.
You might be an expediter if.. in the middle of a shower at home you realize you are wearing your TS shower flip-flops.
Yeah.. all personal experiences.
guido4475
Not a Member
you may be a driver if you are in your personal vehile while at home, and you come up on a set of scales and go in to get weighed.....or try to push the clutch pedal down in your automatic trans. car......or reach for the key on the dash instead of the steering column.....or swing wide while making a right hand turn in your 4-wheeler.