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Moot · May 5, 2009

After assessing my current mental state, the chances of contracting Swine Flu and much soul searching I have decided to practice the Life Without E.O. Reaction Drill. (For more reactions drills that you can practice at home or on the road click on: http://www.expeditersonline.com/forum/general-expediter-forum/30100-takes-cake.html) As of today I will suspend all participation on these forums until May 11, 2009.

The simultaneous occurrences of my leave of absence and the Minnesota fishing opener this weekend are coincidental.

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Turtle · May 5, 2009

Sounds fishy to me. I think he's going to be eaten by a bear. That's the kind of thing you do to break up the monotony.

cheri1122 · May 5, 2009

Smells fishy to me too [but then what in Minnesota doesn't smell like herring?

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I suspect he's really working on a new drill: "How to portage a canoe without getting out of the hammock or spilling your beer"
Awaiting a full report on May 11!

Packmule · May 5, 2009

Hey guys, This is THE MOOT we are talking about here!! How can there be any dought in the sincerity of his post? I am going directly to Barnes & Noble tomorrow to pick up his book.

piper1 · May 5, 2009

We mean less to you than fish?

I've missed family functions, church, stoplights....just so I could be online for Mootology.

I need to re-evaluate my life..............

Jefferson3000 · May 5, 2009

Interesting how all of these sabbaticals are coming at once. I was planning on being on hiatus until May 6th at the earliest. I know I'll be missed.

highway star · May 6, 2009

What will become of the E.O. Nation? Who will give us guidance in our sarcastic endeavors?

(Highway Star stands under a streetlight in the pouring down rain, looks up at the sky and screams,"MOOOOOOOT!!!)

Lawrence · May 6, 2009

highway star said:
(Highway Star stands under a streetlight in the pouring down rain, looks up at the sky and screams,"MOOOOOOOT!!!)

Great post!!!! LOL!!

Jefferson3000 · May 7, 2009

Ok. It's now May 7th and I'm back from my EO sabbatical. Anyone do anything stupid and get banned while I was away for about........oh......24-1/2 hours?

mjolnir131 · May 7, 2009

Jefferson3000 said:
Ok. It's now May 7th and I'm back from my EO sabbatical. Anyone do anything stupid and get banned while I was away for about........oh......24-1/2 hours?

yes Lawrence banned himself but then reascended it.

greg334 · May 7, 2009

Moot, please please post more reaction drills so we all can learn from the great Moot.

They are so better than other reaction drills.

Moot · May 13, 2009

Yeah I went fishing. Didn't spend much time practicing reaction drills. I did however participate in a bauxite reclamation project!

The weather was cold but the walleyes were hungry. We had two fish fries and brought fish home. I didn't get eaten by a bear, so all in all a very good trip.