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Early humans existed as members of small bands of nomadic hunter/ gatherers. They lived on deer in the mountains during the summer & would go to the coast and live on fish and lobster in winter. The 2 most important events in all of history were the invention of beer and the invention...

WASHINGTON, D.C. - A white house source stated that Congress is considering awarding Vice-President ##### Cheney the Medal of Freedom, the national highest civilian commendation, for his act of bravery in shooting an attorney. The source was quoted to say " All Americans have wanted to shoot a...

Whenever a movie comes out they have to decide what the title is going to be. It should have something to do with the story line, but doesn´t always turn out that way. Some of the title ideas are rejects. To wit: PRANCES WITH WOLVES JEREMIAH'S JOHNSON BUTCH ASSIDY AND THE BUNDANCE KID THE...

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For centuries, Hindu women have worn a spot on their foreheads. We have always naively thought that it had something to do with their religion. The true story has recently been revealed by the Indian Embassy in Washington, D.C. When these beautiful women get married, she brings with her, a...

My husband, being unhappy with my mood swings, bought me a mood ring the other day so he would be able to monitor my moods. We've discovered that when I'm in a good mood, it turns green. When I´m in a mellow mood, it turns blue. When I'm in a bad mood, it leaves a big #%&*/! red mark on his...

An American automobile company and a Japanese auto company decided to have a competitive boat race on the Detroit River. Both teams practiced hard and long to reach their peak performance. On the big day, they were as ready as they could be. The Japanese team won by a mile. Afterwards, the...

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Think about this the next time someone argues that a professional sports franchise is not important to a city's identity: In the 1980's, as the steel mills and their supporting factories shut down from Homestead to Midland, Pittsburghers, faced for the first time in their lives with the specter...

Miss Bea, the church organist, was in her eighties and had never been married. She was much admired for her sweetness and kindness to all. The pastor came to call on her one afternoon early in the spring, and she welcomed him into her Victorian parlor. She invited him to have a seat while she...

Last week I purchased a burger at Burger King for $1.58. The counter girl took my $2 and I was digging for my change when I pulled 8 cents from my pocket and gave it to her. She stood there, holding the nickel and 3 pennies, while looking at the screen on her register. I sensed her...

NEW WORDS FOR 2006: Essential vocabulary additions for the workplace (and elsewhere) 1. BLAMESTORMING : Sitting around in a group, discussing why a Deadline was missed or a project failed, and who was responsible. 2. SEAGULL MANAGER: A manager, who flies in, makes a lot of noise, craps on...

This one is right on. Good.

A bus stops and 2 Italian men get on. They sit down and engage in an animated conversation. The lady sitting next to them ignores them at first, but her attention isgalvanized when she hears one of them say the following: "Emma come first. Den I come. Den two asses come together. I come...

Take this short test and find out how weird you are compared to others that have taken it....I already know you´re weird....but do you know how weird? I took it, and turns out I´m in the top 3% of weird. Didn´t know I was that strange. Post your findings. Don´t be chicken...

It´s been a couple of years since I posted this, so it´s time to update, as we have alot of new faces out there. How did you get in that truck? What did you do before you hit the road? Why did you change to trucking? There´s quite a diversity of folks out there, and it´s always interesting...

This is for those millenium kind of guys who can´t face her when a couple of dates go bad, or when you just can´t face her in person, and find it easier to head for the computer. Dear (her name), I regret to inform you that you have been eliminated from further contention to become the future...

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This is interesting. It can be long if you read all the material, but it is a history, or what historians beleive to be the origin of the fat jolly red suited guy. http://www.stnicholascenter.org/Brix?pageID=38