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    HOS ..how´s it going

    Everybody has had time to work with the new hours of service rules for quite awhile now, and I´d like to know how you´re dealing with it. Are any of you seeing any substantial decrease/increse to your bottom line over time because of the rules? Let´s hear from singles and teams.
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    How To Get Even With Your Kids

    This is REALLY funny. I can see some real possibilities here. Inside.
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    The Google Trick

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    Art and Illusion

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    The Latest in Tattoos

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    ALL IN THE FAMILY

    AS A MOM PASSES HER DAUGHTER'S CLOSED BEDROOM DOOR, SHE HEARD A STRANGE BUZZING NOISE COMING FROM WITHIN. OPENING THE DOOR, SHE OBSERVED HER DAUGHTER GIVING HERSELF A REAL WORKOUT WITH A VIBRATOR. SHOCKED, SHE ASKED: "WHAT IN THE WORLD ARE YOU DOING?" THE DAUGHTER REPLIED: "MOM, I'M...
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    Cowboy and the Yuppie

    A West Texas cowboy was herding his cows in a remote pasture when suddenly a brand-new BMW advanced out of a dust cloud towards him. The driver, a young man in a Brioni suit, Gucci shoes, Ray Ban sunglasses and YSL tie, leans out the window and asks the cowboy, "If I tell you exactly how many...
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    The Inflatable Doll

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    Breakthrough

    From the world of science, another very important innovation that will change communications between male and female.A British company is developing computer chips that store music in women's breast implants. This is a major breakthrough. Until this great British invention.............Women...
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    Honey, not tonight

    I have never understood why the urge of men and women differ so much. FOR EXAMPLE: One evening last week, my wife and I were getting into bed. The passion starts to heat up, when she eventually said "I don't feel like it, I just want you to hold me." I said "WHAT??!! What was that?!" So she...
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    From an innocent photo...

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    Cows with guns

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    IF YOU CAN READ THIS...

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    DUCK HUNTING

    HAVE YOU HEARD ABOUT THE TWO DUCK HUNTERS FROM WISCONSIN? SUPPOSEDLY A TRUE STORY HEARD ON A WISCONSIN RADIO STATION REPORTING ON THE INCIDENT. A guy buys a new Lincoln Navigator for $42,500.00 (with monthly payments of $560.00). He and a friend go duck hunting in mid-winter; and of course all...
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    Understanding Genesis

    And God populated the earth with broccoli and cauliflower and spinach and green and yellow vegetables of all kinds, so Man and Woman would live long and healthy lives. And Satan created hamburger restaurants. And hamburger restaurants brought forth the 99-cent double-cheeseburger. And Satan...
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    EMAIL..SCAM THE SCAMMERS

    There was a thread on here about email scams, and I posted one that i received. There are many scams around and this technique may work on most of them even though it´s geared to the Nigerian scam. This is a how to. Go to.....http://www.419eater.com/
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    TELEMARKETING AND JUNK MAIL

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    Draw A Pig

    Draw a pig and see how screwed up you really are. Inside.
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    Think about this one...

    About the time our original 13 states adopted their new constitution, Alexander Tyler, a Scottish history professor at the University of Edinburgh, had this to say about the fall of the Athenian Republic some 2,000 years prior: "A democracy is always temporary in nature; it...
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    Little Has Changed

    Little has changed... ****************************************** Do you know what happened this week back in 1850? CALIFORNIA became a state. The State had no electricity. The State had no money. Almost everyone spoke Spanish. There were gun fights in the streets...
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