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1. WILL THE REAL DUMMY PLEASE STAND UP? AT&T fired President John Walter after nine months, saying he lacked intellectual leadership. He received a $26 million severance package. Perhaps it's not Walter who's lacking intelligence. 2. WITH A LITTLE HELP FROM OUR FRIENDS: Police in Oakland, CA...

Ok all you poets out there, let´s see if you can think up one as you drive along. Any topic will do, so get those brains to working and see what yuo can originate. Here´s mine. As I sit here and idly chatter: I´m so happy I couldn´t be gladder: In fact I´m so pleased: That my bowels just...

I love my job!!! This is even funnier when you realize it's real! Next time you have a bad day at work think of this guy. Rob is a commercial saturation diver for Global Divers in Louisiana. He performs underwater repairs on off-shore drilling rigs. Below is an E-mail he sent to his sister...

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An attorney got home late one evening, after a very taxing day trying to get a stay of execution for client, James Wright, who was due to be hanged for murder at midnight. His last-minute plea for clemency to the governor had failed and he was feeling worn out and depressed. As soon as he...

(not to be read by any children under 10) A recent scientific inquiry into Santa Claus revealed the following. 1) No known species of reindeer can fly. BUT there are 300,000 species of living organisms yet to be classified, and while most of these are insects and germs, this does not...

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7:00 P.M. Opening flag burning. 7:15 P.M. Pledge of allegiance to U.N. 7:30 P.M. Ted Kennedy proposes a toast 7:30 till 8:00 P.M. Nonreligious prayer and worship-- Jessie Jackson and Al Sharpton. 8:00 P.M. Ted Kennedy proposes a toast. 8:05 P.M. Ceremonial tree hugging...

A man was at the country club for his weekly round of golf. He began his round with an eagle on the first hole and a birdie on the second. On the third hole he had just scored his first ever hole-in-one when his cell phone rang. It was a doctor notifying him that his wife had just been in a...

A Chinese couple gets married. She's a virgin and, truth be told, he is none too experienced either. On the wedding night, she cowers naked under the bed sheets as her husband undresses. He climbs in next to her and tries to be reassuring.......... My darring," he says, "I know dis yo firs time...

This is very interesting! The puzzle has movement in it the entire time you are working on it. Drag the pieces together to make a picture. Yes, it can be done completely! You will know when you have done it correctly!!! http://www.brl.ntt.co.jp/people/hara/fly.swf

Reading this forum you come across all kinds. Like all forums, the bashers come out of the woodwork and just keep on bashing, hoping that they will find new recruits to support them in whatever their bash is. It´s ok to mention something negative about some expediting entity, if you think you...

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Nobody can change clothes this fast! http://www.foolzparadize.org/viewtopic.php?t=6084

The assuming song. http://humor.beecy.net/songs/assuming-song/

1. "Take it easy Doc, you're boldly going where no man has gone before!" 2. "Find Amelia Earhart yet?" 3. "Can you hear me NOW?" 4. "Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet?" 5. "You know in Arkansas we're now legally married." 6. "Any sign of the trapped miners Chief?" 7...

Be sure and watch the video. It may even work for you whil you´re on a run and in a tight spot. http://www.fellowlike.com.tw/en/

If you close your eyes, you´d think it was Dubya. http://www.mikegodwin.org/

Why don´t some students ever excel in science? If you need a laugh, then read through these Science Exam Answers. Q: Name the four seasons. A: Salt, pepper, mustard and vinegar. Q: Explain one of the processes by which water can be made safe to drink. A: Flirtation makes water safe to drink...

This is really interesting. A car that runs on seawater. It´s not a dream. It´s realtiy just waiting for it´s time. http://youtube.com/v/ry6w3mRm-FM