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An elderly Italian man lay dying in his bed. While suffering the agonies of impending death, he suddenly smelled the aroma of his favorite Italian anisette sprinkle cookies wafting up the stairs. Gathering his remaining strength, he lifted himself from the bed. Leaning against the wall, he...

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The FBI had an opening for an assassin. After all the background checks, interviews and testing were done there were 3 finalists. Two men and a woman. For thefinal test, the FBI agents took one of the men to a large metal door and handed him a gun. "We must know that you will follow your...

A Cajun man wants a job, but the foreman won't hire him until he passes a little math test. Here is your first question, the foreman said. "Without using numbers, represent the number 9." "Without numbers?" The Cajun says, "Dat is easy." And proceeds to draw three trees. "What's this?"...

The Pentagon announced today the formation of a new 500-man elite fighting unit called the United States Redneck Special Forces. These Alabama, Arkansas, Georgia, Kentucky, Mississippi, Missouri, Oklahoma, Tennessee and Texas boys will be dropped off into Iraq and have been given only the...

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Paddy, the famous Irishman, is driving home after downing a few at the local pub. He turns a corner and much to his horror he sees a tree in the middle of the road. He swerves to avoid it, and almost too late, realizes that there is yet another tree directly in his path. He swerves again and...

I'm about to plan a little trip with my family and extended family, and I would like to ask you to assist me. I'm going to walk across the border from the U.S. into Mexico, and I need to make a few arrangements. I know you can help with this. I plan to skip all the legal...

This is a test of everyday things that you see all the time. The average person gets only 7. It just shows how little attention we pay to routine things. There are 25 questions. See if you can beat 21. And once again, no getting out of your chair, looking on the net, etc. etc.. Just answer and...

This is a rewrite of a song made famous by Julie Andrews. I love this. Have to learn the lyrics, that we´ll all be singing one day. Sing to the tune of "My Favorite Things" Maalox and nose drops and needles for knitting, Walkers and handrails and new dental fittings, Bundles of magazines tied...

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Good vision is something that should never be taken for granted. You should have a checkup frequently. Here is a test that can screen your depth perception in less than half a minute. Give it a try. http://home.mn.rr.com/t1camp1/Focus.swf

A slipping gear could let your M203 grenade launcher fire when you least expect it. That would make you quite unpopular in what's left of your unit." - Army's magazine of preventive maintenance. "Aim towards the Enemy." - Instruction printed on US Rocket Launcher "When the pin is...

The Mensa Invitational once again asked readers to take any word from the dictionary, alter it by adding, subtracting, or changing one letter, and supply a new definition. Here are last year's {2005} winners: 1. Intaxication: Euphoria at getting a tax refund, which lasts until you realize it...

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REMEMBER A couple in their nineties are both having problems remembering things. They decide to go to the doctor for a checkup. The doctor tells them that they're physically okay, but they might want to start writing things down to help them remember. Later that night, while watching TV, the old...

On a recent transatlantic flight, a plane passes through a severe storm. The turbulence is awful, and things go from bad to worse when one wing is struck by lightning. One woman in particular loses it. Screaming, she stands up in the front of the plane.....If I am to die, I want my last minutes...

70-year old Dave went for his annual physical. All of his tests came back with normal results. Dr. Smith said, "Dave, everything looks great physically. How are you doing mentally and emotionally? Are you at peace with yourself and do you have a good relationship with God?" Dave replied, "God...

On one of your boring layoveras, here is an interesting project to look into. It sure looks feasable, and if you do it, you have to let us know how it goes. Do you think it will fly? http://www.mit.edu:8001/people/dinoriki/phliez/work-well-together.html