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France has neither winter nor summer nor morals. Apart from these drawbacks it is a fine country. France has usually been governed by prostitutes." Mark Twain. "I would rather have a German division in front of me than a French one behind me." General George S. Patton...

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The object is to say these fast 5 times....3 even... Six sick hicks nick six slick bricks with picks and sticks. If Stu chews shoes, should Stu choose the shoes he chews? Willy's real rear wheel Plymouth sleuths thwart Luther's slithering. Tie twine to three tree twigs...

Which Is Farther Two blondes living in Oklahoma were sitting on a bench talking........ and one blonde says to the other, "Which do you think is farther away..........Florida or the moon?" The other blonde turns and says "Helloooooooooo, can you see Florida...?????" CAR TROUBLE A...

HANGOVER # 157 OF 2005. Following the combination Thanksgiving/Christmas holiday bash held at the downtown Sheraton, in Frostbite, Connecticut,reveler Sally Gaborsh a Frostbite native, reflects the next morning on how she wowed the crowd by dancing on the table in only her "Santy booties" and...

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A blonde decided to go ice fishing. She walked out on the ice and started chopping a hole. Suddenly a voice from above intoned "there's no fish under that ice!" Momentarily startled, the blonde thought she was hearing things, so continued chopping her hole. Again the voice came "there's no fish...

This is a video of a DUI stop of a cowboy that looks like he was just out having fun. It´s a belly grabber. One of the funniest videos I´ve seen in awhile. Click here: Humor: Video of Best DUI Stop -- Very Funny

A neurologist says that if he can get to a stroke victim within 3 hours he can totally reverse the effects of a stroke. He said the trick was getting a stroke recognized, diagnosed an getting to the patient within 3 hours which is tough It only takes a minute to read this and it may save a life...

The Washington Post's Mensa Invitational once again asked readers to take any word from the dictionary, alter it by adding, subtracting, or changing of one letter, and supply a new definition. Here are this year's {2005} winners: 1. Cashtration (n.): The act of buying a house, which...

do this...it only takes a minute...literally...it´s a really neat illusion....just do what it says, and click on start.. then wait 60 seconds... http://www.rubytooth.com/media/15762/

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Nick the Dragon Slayer had a long-standing obsession to nuzzle the beautiful Queen's voluptuous hooters, but he knew the penalty for this would be death. One day he revealed his secret desire to his colleague, Horatio the Physician; the King's chief doctor. Horatio the Physician exclaimed that...

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Bubba applied for an engineering position at a Lake Charles refinery. A Yankee applied for the same job and both applicants having the same qualifications were asked to take a test by the manager. Upon completion of the test, both men only missed one of the questions. The manager went to...

Why are terrorists so willing to blow themselves up? Let's see now: No beer, no bars, no radio, no television, no Playboy or Penthouse, no Teasers, no rugby, no football, no basketball, no baseball, no golf, nodancing, no music. No bikinis on the beach, no nude beaches, no summer mini skirts...

I´d like to hear how the new HOS rules are affecting the dispacth side of things. Have you folks had to make any changes? And, if so, what are they. How are load assignments affected? Singles and teams? You are the front line with the shippers. It´s been a couple of weeks, so please post your...

A few days ago I was having some work done at the local Ford Dealership. A blonde came in and asked for a seven-hundred-ten. We all looked at each other and another customer asked, "What is a seven-hundred-ten?" She replied, "You know, the little piece in the middle of the engine, I have...

This is an untouched photo of a room in a house...Can you see anything, or hear anything supernatural? 1 person in 50 can see it and hear it. Look closely. Make sure your speakers are on. Give it about a minute, look near the window mist. http://www.ripperd.com/ftp/admins/whatswrong.swf

A woman was walking along the beach when she stumbled upon a Genie's lamp. She picked it up and rubbed it, and lo-and-behold a Genie appeared. The amazed woman asked if she was going to receive the usual three wishes. The Genie said, "Nope... due to inflation, constant downsizing, low wages in...