You Never Know Who'll Park Next To You

layoutshooter · Apr 22, 2014

davekc said:
Lets see, Monroe, MI or Miami, FL. OMG. Can't believe I am even considering comparing the two. Yep, Miami would win out every time.

ONE, I don't live in Monroe. TWO, I don't live in Miami. THREE, while both are full of drug scum, Miami wins with that number, hands down. The weather SUCKS in Florida and Miami is the armpit of the state, YOU can have it! (it's hard to tell which is worse, the scorpions or the drug scum) and, AT LEAST 1/3 of those who live in Monroe county speak 'Merican compared with a total of 3 people in Miami. I win.

zorry · Apr 22, 2014

1/3 speak 'Merican ?

Man, how quickly things change.

Ragman · Apr 22, 2014

layoutshooter said:
ONE, I don't live in Monroe. TWO, I don't live in Miami. THREE, while both are full of drug scum, Miami wins with that number, hands down. The weather SUCKS in Florida and Miami is the armpit of the state, YOU can have it! (it's hard to tell which is worse, the scorpions or the drug scum) and, AT LEAST 1/3 of those who live in Monroe county speak 'Merican compared with a total of 3 people in Miami. I win.

As said before, Ya can't hunker in Miami.

layoutshooter · Apr 22, 2014

Ragman said:
As said before, Ya can't hunker in Miami.

You got that RIGHT! Those fleedal deeals in Florida would thing it was a riot. (not the good kind)

zorry · Apr 22, 2014

I've got a visual.

Watch that Chunker, Hunker.

layoutshooter · Apr 22, 2014

zorry said:
I've got a visual.

Watch that Chunker, Hunker.

Hunkers are beyond your ability to comprehend. City DOOOOOOODs just don't understand fun. The ONLY fire they understand is burning stores and churches.

KickStarter6 · Apr 22, 2014

Are y'all forgetting the Everglades? You could hunker there and get eaten by a gator. Plus you could ride in one of those sweet airboat things

layoutshooter · Apr 22, 2014

KickStarter6 said:
Are y'all forgetting the Everglades? You could hunker there and get eaten by a gator. Plus you could ride in one of those sweet airboat things

You forget I spent a LOT of hours in the Everglades, fighting wildfires, helping to save Indian villages from destruction. I also helped to rebuild an air boat. I also have EATEN gators and have yet to be eaten by one, I win again. (come by my house and I will show you a REAL "trophy" from those days)

zorry · Apr 22, 2014

Why not Hunker with gator meat.
Hunkering there would be a very manly hunker.

KickStarter6 · Apr 22, 2014

layoutshooter said:
You forget I spent a LOT of hours in the Everglades, fighting wildfires, helping to save Indian villages from destruction. I also helped to rebuild an air boat. I also have EATEN gators and have yet to be eaten by one, I win again. (come by my house and I will show you a REAL "trophy" from those days)

I remember that story you told about the hawk, that was cool

layoutshooter · Apr 22, 2014

zorry said:
Why not Hunker with gator meat.
Hunkering there would be a very manly hunker.

I HAVE hunkered with "gator meat", have you? I have hunkered in MI, FL, PA, MD, NC, SC, MA, GA, Eng, Scotland, Wales, and Japan. I think I win.

zorry · Apr 22, 2014

Considering I have never hunkered, the answer would be no.

You've won three times tonight.
You may wake up tomorrow in first place.

layoutshooter · Apr 22, 2014

zorry said:
Considering I have never hunkered, the answer would be no.

You've won three times tonight.
You may wake up tomorrow in first place.

I will wake up tomorrow ready to go to work, as per normal.

davekc · Apr 22, 2014

More people leave Michigan for Florida verses the opposite. Especially after this last winter.

KickStarter6 · Apr 22, 2014

Roads are certainly better in Florida or at least from Orlando up anyways. Not been any further south

Ragman · Apr 23, 2014

davekc said:
More people leave Michigan for Florida verses the opposite. Especially after this last winter.

Gives us more elbow room to enjoy the splendor of the state.

RLENT · Apr 23, 2014

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Murraycroexp · Apr 23, 2014

Wow, waking up to this thread makes me think I walked into a penis measuring contest!!!
I'm out.

layoutshooter · Apr 23, 2014

davekc said:
More people leave Michigan for Florida verses the opposite. Especially after this last winter.

And those of us who stay are thankful for that. They can't drive in winter weather any way. We are safer with them gone.

Tennesseahawk · Apr 23, 2014

KickStarter6 said:
Are y'all forgetting the Everglades? You could hunker there and get eaten by a gator. Plus you could ride in one of those sweet airboat things

Nah... you hunker while EATING the gator.

Should've known better about skimming.