Urinating in public
- Thread starter spongebox1
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Come on...You don`t have to be in this business very long to learn the benefits of a "Pee Jug"(the dumping of which is another whole thread)
pearlpro
Expert Expediter
Guys who are in too much of a hurry to pee and wont walk inside, yet they leave there truck sit on the fuel island for 40 minutes .....and then dump there Pee Jugs right on the fuel island....or just set it on the curb.....Id hate to be a worker each morning that had to pick those up and dump garbage, UGGGG, Makes ya wonder why with all of todays modern things on trucks why someone hasnt perfected the grey water tank and dump center...
Tennesseahawk
Veteran Expediter
Wow... the things that pizz people off.
zorry
Veteran Expediter
Having the kidney problem I have, you might as well say I have a bladder problem.
Throw in gout, which would make it impossible to walk to the rest room at times.
I still would never pee on the ground at a fuel island.
I try to practice good disposal methods. I once tried to enter a nuke plant and they had slight concerns that I had almost two gallons of urine on board. They also thought my printer/scanner could be a bomb( made me leave it at security) and had to have a conference about the blender; Would I remove the blades and use them as a weapon ?
They had automatic weapons. I'm not taking a blender to a gun fight !
Throw in gout, which would make it impossible to walk to the rest room at times.
I still would never pee on the ground at a fuel island.
I try to practice good disposal methods. I once tried to enter a nuke plant and they had slight concerns that I had almost two gallons of urine on board. They also thought my printer/scanner could be a bomb( made me leave it at security) and had to have a conference about the blender; Would I remove the blades and use them as a weapon ?
They had automatic weapons. I'm not taking a blender to a gun fight !
Offensive? What about out right obese people of both sex'es (sp) in torn tank tops, torn shorts, hair that has most likely never seen shampoo waddling across a parking lot in shower shoes.
Is your last name McGyver?
noneya
Active Expediter
Is it still offensive if they're not "out right obese" people?
We need a "like it a really, really lot!" button.
zorry
Veteran Expediter
Not this week.
But they don't know, I could have stayed in a Holiday Inn the previous night.
I'm urinating right now. :thumbup:
I bet your parents are proud of you too.
Quite an accomplishment for a man your age! 
spongebox1
Expert Expediter
Ill go with the weak bladder and gout issues, ill even give him a nod for out right laziness but if I was working with his tools is be seeking a nice private workarea instead of standing between two expeditors and in front of a Schneider truck, come to think of it all a person could really see is this little stream that seemed to favor his Nike's more than anything!
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i got to poop!!!!!!!!!!!!!ops to late. sorry
I PROMISE you that gout issues are VERY REAL! Having said that, I still have never had to pee on my tires.