start walkin to the other one that was 2 miles away and if two of the most goodlooking girls didnt pullover and offer me a ride ...#winning?
Wow, last night the All Seventies All Porn network was showing "Dutch Treat", starring American actor Johnny Holmes. Johnny plays Peter van Meter, a lovable, simple minded, bumbling traveling salesman who is constantly tripping over himself because he is blessed with 39.37 inches. Peter's employer, the Van Heusen shirt company, supplies Peter with a company van that he lives in and travels around his sales territory which includes the Red Light District of Amsterdam.
As luck would have it, Peter runs out of petro one night near De Wallen. Two young ladies who just finished their shift as waitresses at the Holland Lop Club (think the Netherlands' version of the Playboy Club with similar costumes only with down ears) stop to help out poor Peter. Things heat up when the girls get Peter back to his van.
One hilarious scene finds Peter on stage in a gay bar, dressed like Liberace, seated at a piano with a candelabra, flanked by the two Lop Bunnies and singing "Tulips On My Organ".
At times the plot was difficult to follow because of the subtitles and metric references but this movie is considered a 1970's porn classic. If you are into 70's foreign porn check out "Van Goghn". This movie was released in the United States under the title "Van Gone". It chronicles the sexual adventures of a Dutch painter who travels the country in his van until it gets stolen, forcing the painter to seek shelter in a convent.
