Spread The Wealth

MSinger · Oct 29, 2008

Excellent forward I received yesterday!!!!

Yesterday on my way to lunch, I passed one of the homeless guys in that
area, with a sign that read "Vote Obama, I need the money." Once inside I
noticed my waiter had on an "Obama '08" tee shirt.

When the bill came, I decided not to tip the waiter and explained to him
while he had given me exceptional service, that his tee shirt made me feel
he obviously believes in Senator Obama's plan to redistribute the wealth. > I
told him I was going to redistribute his tip to someone that I deemed more
in need--the homeless guy outside. He stood there in disbelief and angrily
stormed away.

I went outside, gave the homeless guy $3 and told him to thank the waiter
inside, as I had decided he could use the money more. The homeless guy
looked at me in disbelief but seemed grateful.

As I got in my truck, I realized this rather unscientific redistribution
experiment had left the homeless guy quite happy for the money he did not
earn, but the waiter was pretty angry that I gave away the money he did > earn.

Well, I guess this redistribution of wealth is going to take a while to
catch on with those doing the work.

Jayman · Oct 29, 2008

Yeah, its only a good idea if your RECEIVING the wealth... LOL

Lawrence · Oct 29, 2008

Great post!!

LDB · Oct 29, 2008

It's circulating as a tshirt and as a necktie and as a pin but it doesn't matter what they say the fictional waiter was wearing. What matters is showing Obama's core belief and principle for what it is. He sees himself as Robin Hood and he's going to rob the rich to pay the poor. The problem is that he decides who's rich and who isn't and only a flat out total fool would believe this isn't going to take money where it has no business being taken.

hondaking38 · Oct 29, 2008

in about 3 months we will have 150 million americans say duhh why did i vote for hussein... i am not getting ant richer.....depress the people,depress the money=control the people

Moot · Oct 29, 2008

This morning on my way into have breakfast I passed a former expediter who is now homeless. He was holding a sign that read "Vote Obama/Ban The Van.

Once inside I ordered breakfast and noticed my waitress had on an "Obama '08" button. After eating I told the waitress that she had given me excellent service and left her this tip: Never deep fat fry in the nude.

I went outside, gave the homeless guy the keys and title to my van in exchange for his sign, as I had decided he could use the van more than I could. The homeless guy looked at me in disbelief but seemed grateful.

As I took up his sign and position in front of the truck stop, I realized this rather unscientific Ban The Van experiment had left the homeless guy quite happy for the van he did not
earn, and the waitress was pretty grateful for the deep fat frying tip.

Well, I guess this banning of the van is going to take a while to catch on with those who own vans!

layoutshooter · Oct 29, 2008

My wealth has been being "shared" with bums and mal-contents my entire life. I have recieved very little in my "return" on my "investment" in these people. What little I have recieved in return has been all negitive. Like my house being broken into by useless crack-heads. A gang of scum was coming up into our area and breaking into homes to support thier crack habit. One got off on a plea bargin and the other piece of cr*p only got 5 years. Now I have to support his b*stard crack baby. My rewards? Higher taxes. Un-safe home. Multiple restrictions on MY life. Osama Obama has a real identity crisis. He just not know if he is Santa Clause, Robin Hood or the second coming of Christ. I can't wait for the new tax plan to come out. As soon as I reach the level of income that would require me to pay taxes I will shut down for the remainder of the year. Just like they do in England to avoid the crippling taxes that come with socialism. Maybe I can find a way to have the scum and bums support me for a change. Fat chance. They will most likely just '"re-distrubute" my house to the blob that broke into it. Layoutshooter

Tennesseahawk · Oct 29, 2008

Damm, Moot! Great story! Now that you're homeless, tell me where you are so I can give you my truck. I'll gladly do it to keep you where you belong, and not holding a sign in front of a J. BTW... I hope you didn't eat the buffet there, as the J is good at giving you the runs. Ah well, at least you're near the front door and not across the parking lot. Gawd I hate the butt squeeze marathon!!!

OntarioVanMan · Oct 29, 2008

I’m betting you’re as sick of political ads as I am. However, political junky that I am, I’m going to leave you with this news story out of California

Linda Burnett, 23, a resident of San Diego, was visiting her in-laws and while there went to a nearby supermarket to pick up some groceries.

Several people noticed her sitting in her car with the windows rolled up and with her eyes closed, with both hands behind the back of her head.

One customer who had been at the store for a while became concerned and walked over to her car. He noticed that Linda's eyes were now open, and she looked very strange. He asked her if she was okay, and Linda replied that she had been shot in the back of the head, and had been holding her brains in for over an hour. The man called the paramedics, who broke into the car because the doors were locked and Linda refused to remove her hands from her head. When they finally got in, they found that Linda had a wad of bread dough on the back of her head.

A Pillsbury biscuit canister had exploded from the heat, making a loud noise that sounded like a gunshot, and the wad of dough hit her in the back of her head. When she reached back to find out what it was, she felt the dough and thought it was her brains. She initially passed out, but quickly recovered.

Linda is a blonde, and a Democrat, and an Obama supporter, but that could be irrelevant.

Turtle · Oct 29, 2008

LOL, and updated oldie but goodie. That one's been around a long time, even before the Knoxville newspaper ran it as a "hero" story where a truck driver had pulled over to check on someone who looked like they were in trouble, only to find out that it was biscuit dough. I have a feeling the reporter for that newspaper was a little half-baked himself for trying to pass it off with quotes from the truck driver and the brainless victim.

OntarioVanMan · Oct 29, 2008

Hmmm...Brainless victim......Democrat voter....You trying to make a parody? *LOL*

davebeckym · Oct 30, 2008

Hey Van Man, are you a US citizen yet?? Otherwise you won't be getting this wealth all us van drivers are going to be getting......

OntarioVanMan · Oct 30, 2008

davebeckym said:
Hey Van Man, are you a US citizen yet?? Otherwise you won't be getting this wealth all us van drivers are going to be getting......

Dang..I'd best be given Obanana my $675. so I can get back a buck!!! Ever tried to spread hard butter on fresh bread? I think thats what we'll get ....hard butter!!

BillChaffey · Oct 30, 2008

Mr. Vanman,
"Animal Activists NOT welcome in South Dakota! Hunting, Trapping, livestock is our economy" do you hunt & trap the livestock from a helicopter or just shoot them while they Graze?

OntarioVanMan · Oct 30, 2008

bearcat44 said:
Mr. Vanman,
"Animal Activists NOT welcome in South Dakota! Hunting, Trapping, livestock is our economy" do you hunt & trap the livestock from a helicopter or just shoot them while they Graze?

I don't personally hunt yet....gotta have a gun for that...

BillChaffey · Oct 30, 2008

I don't either, just playing with you.

layoutshooter · Oct 30, 2008

Gee OVM, you don't need a gun to hunt and take game, you could use a bow, slingshot or a hawk. I read a story once a guy that took a deer in Maine with a spear. LOL. There are always options. Layoutshooter

OntarioVanMan · Oct 30, 2008

layoutshooter said:
Gee OVM, you don't need a gun to hunt and take game, you could use a bow, slingshot or a hawk. I read a story once a guy that took a deer in Maine with a spear. LOL. There are always options. Layoutshooter

My answer to Bearcat was from my auto-responder unit...you know that one....brain disengaged.....????