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A popular subject with some here on EO a while back, when Florida Governor Rick Scott signed the legislation. Those welfare bums are all on drugs. Why give them welfare when all they're going to do is spent money on drugs (and flat screen TVs and shiny wheels and whatnot)? The idea was to save...

An Iranian, living in Amsterdam, calls up the NSA to see if they can help him with his deleted Gmail e-mails. How fun is that? :D

According to the Agence France-Presse, "at least" one million cockroaches escaped a nursery in Jiangsu, China where they were being farmed for traditional medicine applications like cancer and inflammation treatments. The bugs got away because of an "unknown perpetrator" who tampered with...

Mets at Diamondbacks. J.J. Putz on the mound getting ready to deliver a pitch. An audio guy up in the booth flipped the wrong switch at the wrong time, and the ballpark's loudspeakers let'r rrrrrrrip! Must C Comical The really loud and really annoying sound is actually the very beginning of...

Squatters right, says student toilet designer | Video | Reuters.com Finally, someone gets it. A toilet specifically designed to let you take a dump in precisely the manner in which nature intended.

It's July 1. Is your June Maintenance Report done? :D

This sounds made up, reads like something you might find on "The Onion," or SNL, but it's not. Ya just can't make it up. It's real. A lot of Muslims, and certainly most Jihadists won't think this is funny, but I think it's hilarious. It's true, everything is better wrapped in bacon! What kind...

I'll never look at Buttered Toast Jesus the same way again. Gives a whole new meaning to the phrase, "Holy S***!" Should make you think twice the next time you scoop it up, put in it a plastic bag, and send it the landfill. It's not a coincidence that "dog" spelled backwards is... well, you...

First we have Eric Holder going bonkers with arrogance with him wanting to change the laws and regulations that prevent him from doing his job as he sees fit without him being hamstrung by that pesky piece of paper known as the US Constitution. Holder and Obama already have a fine history of...

The FanTastic Vent Model 6600R is the top of the line vent fan with all the bells and whistles. Reversible fan for intake or exhaust, 14-speed manual/auto variable fan, thermostat, rain sensor, automatic powered dome lid, and a remote control. It moves an insane amount of air (920 Standard...

Poor Newt. He is clearly puzzled by the shiny black rectangles that we all carry around with us. What are these things? Cameras? Computers? Network access points? Phones? It's all too much to take in. Fortunately, Newt wants your suggestions about what these curious devices should be called.

Chris Hadfield: NASA Astronaut, Commander of Expedition 35, International Space Station, Musician. Canadian.

Here's an AP story that carefully crafts the narrative to be significantly slanted in favor of the gun control folks. Not only that, but they do it in such a way as to subliminally suggest to those same gun control folks that they should target a particular gun maker. Notice how the paragraphs...

For those of you at Panther (and a few who aren't but used to be :D), this is important information. From Verizon:

This is really quite funny. :D

This started out as a reply in another thread, but as I began to write, it became something else. So I leave it here for your consideration and random pondering. Unfortunately (or fortunately, as the case may be), I don't do Facebook. Their (Mark Zuckerberg's) position on privacy and security...

And it's the lamest name ever. A123 Systems, the Obama-bailed-out but still failed battery maker, making batteries for Fisker Automotive and others, located in Livonia, Romulus and Ann Arbor, and bought out by Wanxiang North America, has changed their name from A123 to B456. What a hoot. :D

Sign of spring: Daylight Saving Time starts Sunday WASHINGTON (AP) — Ushering in the bloom of spring, it's time to set the clocks forward for daylight saving time. At 2 a.m. local time Sunday, daylight saving time arrives with the promise of many months ahead with an extra hour of evening...

Florida Man Shot By Dog The incident is only the latest in a string of bizarre shootings in Florida. Just last week, a woman in St. Petersburg was shot by her friend's over. You heard me.... an oven. Woman Shot by Oven While Trying to Cook Waffles Remember, guns don't kill people, but...

I found Mobile 1 0W-40 at Walmart today, in 5-quart jugs. First time I've seen it anywhere in quantity other than 1 quart bottles. The 5-quart jugs were priced at $24.97 each. That's five bucks a quart, considerably cheaper than the $9.47 at Autozone. I picked up 2 jugs.