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    Trucking and prostate

    I once read that truckers had a high incidence of prostate problems. Anyone out there ever been successfully treated for prostate cancer, and does anyone know what the latest treatment options are, and where one can find info on treatment options? Prostate cancer is one of the most curable they say.
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    You ..who are on the road..

    I'm just passing this thought along ..... Have you ever wondered if the one dollar bills in your wallet were ever in a strippers's butt crack? If not, you're wondering now. Have a nice day .
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    The new West Side Story

    http://www.newsday.com/media/flash/2009-04/46217527.swf
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    Flu Schmu

    In April 2003, the world seemed on the brink of a killer pandemic. After simmering for months in Guangdong, China, the Severe Acute Respiratory Syndrome (SARS) virus had exploded in Hong Kong, Vietnam, Singapore, Canada, the U.S. and 14 other countries. It had a seriously scary fatality rate...
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    Thrill Ride

    On an August morning in 1978, French filmmaker Claude Lelouch mounted a gyro-stabilized camera to the bumper of a Ferrari 275 GTB and had a friend, a professional Formula 1 racer, drive at breakneck speed through the heart of Paris early in the morning . The film was limited for technical...
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    The living will

    Last night, my wife and I were sitting in the living room having an intellectual discussion, and I said to her, "I never want to live in a vegetative state, dependent on some machine and fluids from a bottle. If that ever happens, just pull the plug." She got up, unplugged the TV, and my...
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    A veritable plethora of one liners from the famous

    A lady came up to me on the street and pointed at my suede jacket. 'You know a cow was murdered for that jacket?' she sneered. I replied in a psychotic tone, 'I didn't know there were any witnesses. Now I'll have to kill you too. - Jake Johansen...
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    Attennnshun!!

    A Retired Marine SGM Responds!!! (Too bad we don't have folks on Capitol Hill willing to speak out like this. J.D. Pendry is a retired Marine Sergeant Major who writes for Random House. He is eloquent, and as taught by the Marines, he seldom beats around the bush!)...
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    The Tax Poem

    Tax his land, Tax his bed, Tax the table At which he's fed. Tax his tractor, Tax his mule, Teach him taxes Are the rule. Tax his work, Tax his pay, He works for peanuts Anyway...
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    Super biker

    Well, normally I don't find these daredevil bike or skateboard videos very entertaining, but clicked on this out of curiosity and after a minute or so, I was very "amazed" by the amazing Mr. MacAskill! YouTube - Inspired Bicycles - Danny MacAskill April 2009
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    Attorney advice...no charge

    ATTORNEY'S ADVICE - NO CHARGE Read this and make a copy for your files in case you need to refer to it someday. Maybe we should all take some of his advice! A corporate attorney sent the following out to the employees in his company: 1. Do not sign the back of your credit cards. Instead, put...
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    How to clean a toilet

    How to wash a toilet This was simply too much of a time saver not to share it with you 1. Put both lids of the toilet up And add 1/8 cup of pet shampoo to the water in the bowl. 2. Pick up the cat and soothe him while you carry him towards the bathroom. 3. In one smooth movement, put...
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    The book report

    Students at a local school were assigned to read 2 books, "Titanic" & "My Life" by Bill Clinton. One student turned in the following book report, with the proposition that they were nearly identical stories! His professor gave him an A+ for this report . Titanic:.... cost - $29.99...
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    The accident

    A man is driving along a highway and sees a rabbit jump out across the middle of the road. He swerves to avoid hitting it, but unfortunately the rabbit jumps right in front of the car. The driver, a sensitive man as well as an animal lover, pulls over and gets out to see what has...
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    Letter to the editor

    My wife, Rosemary, wrote a wonderful letter to the editor of the OC Register which, of course, was not printed. So, I decided to 'print' it myself by sending it out on the Internet. Pass it along if you feel so inclined. Written in response to a series of letters to the editor in the Orange...
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    Kings Fircrackers

    I’d never heard of these girls before...but they are UNBELIEVABLE! When you go to the website below, you will see them performing at the U.S. Naval Academy. On the side bar, it shows their performances at various university half-times....and no matter how long you watch, your jaw drops...
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    Editorial cartoon from 1934

    Cartoon from Chicago tribune 1934
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    Ed Freeman

    You're an 19 year old kid. You're critically wounded, and dying in the jungle in the Ia Drang Valley , 11-14-1965, LZ X-ray, Vietnam . Your infantry unit is outnumbered 8 - 1, and the enemy fire is so intense, from 100 or 200 yards away, that your own Infantry Commander has ordered the MediVac...
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    Chinese wedding night

    After courting for four years a young Chinese couple who worked in a restaurant gets married. She's a virgin. Truth be told, he is a virgin too, but she doesn't know that. On their wedding night, she cowers naked under the sheets as her husband undresses in the darkness. He climbs into bed...
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    Funny lines from funny people

    My doctor is wonderful. Once, when I couldn't afford an operation, he touched up the x-rays. -Joey Bishop Politics is supposed to be the second oldest profession. I have come to realize that it bears a very close resemblance to the first. -Ronald Reagan I am a marvelous housekeeper...
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