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Watch out. Even the cops are getting funny on the highway. These 16 police comments were taken off actual police car videos around the country: #16 "You know, stop lights don't come any redder than the one you just went through.." #15 "Relax, the handcuffs are tight because they're...

Now this makes sense to me.......... When a company falls on difficult times, one of the things that seems to happen is they reduce their staff and workers. The remaining workers must find ways to continue to do a good job or risk that their job would be eliminated as well. Wall...

Read this slowly. Absolutely the funniest "joke" ever......"ON US !!!" * Let it sink in. * Quietly we go like Sheep to slaughter. Does anybody out there have any memory of the reason given for the establishment of the DEPARTMENT OF ENERGY ..... during...

To Those of You Born 1930 - 1979 TO ALL THE KIDS WHO SURVIVED THE 1930's, 40's, 50's, 60's and 70's!! First, we survived being born to mothers who smoked and/or drank while they were pregnant. They took aspirin, ate blue cheese dressing, tuna from a can and didn't get...

This is something that everyone should see in my opinion. It should be shown in all schools, and passed around by all who see it. It`s a little long for a video (just over 6 minutes), but encompasses all the thngs that the leading thinkers of our time, and time past are saying or said. YouTube...

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This is on my list of must see places when I retire. Kim Komando’s Video of the Day Blog Archive A miniature wonderland ? Daily Funny or Inspirational YouTube Videos - The Kim Komando Radio Show

There are some memories in here. YouTube - Send In The Clowns

Su Wong marries Lee Wong. The next year, the Wongs have a new baby. The nurse brings over a lovely, healthy, bouncy, but definitely a Caucasian, WHITE baby boy. 'Congratulations,' says the nurse to the new parents. 'Well Mr. Wong, what will you and Mrs. Wong name the baby?' The puzzled...

Click on either side, and change the scenery and the fish. SharkBreak Relax. Take a Shark Break! Online Aquarium

1. In my many years I have come to a conclusion that one useless man is a shame, two is a law firm and three or more is a congress. -- John Adams 2. If you don't read the newspaper you are uninformed, if you do read the newspaper you are misinformed. -- Mark Twain (2a. If Mr. Twain...

It is important for men to remember that, as women grow older, it becomes harder for them to maintain the same quality of housekeeping as when they were younger. When you notice this, try not to yell at them. Some are oversensitive, and there's nothing worse than an oversensitive woman. My...

A LICK AND A PROMISE 'I'll just give this a lick and a promise,' my grandmother said as she quickly mopped up a spill on the floor without moving any of the furniture. 'What is that supposed to mean?' I asked as in my young mind I envisioned someone licking the floor with his or her...

LIQUIDITY definition: Liquidity is when you look at your retirement plans like 401k, your funds onhand and wet your pants!

This was an article from the St. Petersburg Times Newspaper on Sunday. The Business Section asked readers for ideas on "How Would You Fix the Economy?" I thought this was the BEST idea. I think this guy nailed it! Dear Mr. President, Here is how I would fix the economy...

Suzy is the poster child for predatory lending victims. As her business — and money — dried up during this recession she used credit cards to tide her over. Which is like inviting the wolf in for dinner. The big banks (Capital One, Citibank, American Express, Discover, etc.) charmed her with...

For his birthday, little Joseph asked for a 10-speed bicycle. His father said, "Son, we'd give you one, but the mortgage on this house is $280,000 and your mother just lost her job. There's no way we can afford it!" The next day the father saw little Joseph heading out the front door with a...

A police officer pulls over a speeding car. The officer says, ' I clocked you at 80 miles per hour, sir.' The driver says, 'Gee, officer I had it on cruise control at 60, perhaps your radar gun needs calibrating. ' Not looking up from her knitting the wife says: 'Now don't...

While on vacation in Rome , I noticed a marble column in St. Peter's with a golden telephone on it. As a young priest passed by, I asked who the telephone was for. The priest told me it was a direct line to heaven, and if I'd like to call, it would be a thousand dollars. I was amazed, but...

A fellow walks into a bar, notices a very large jar on the counter, and sees that it's filled to the brim with $10 bills. He guesses there must be more than ten thousand dollars in it. He approaches the bartender and asks, "what's with the money in the Jar ?" 'Well ....... You pay $10...