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    So now you know

    Some old stuff, some new stuff In the 1400's a law was set forth in England that a man was allowed to beat his wife with a stick no thicker than his thumb. Hence we have 'the rule of thumb'...
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    Wine and water

    To my friend who enjoys a glass of wine..and those who don't. As Ben Franklin said: In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria. In a number of carefully controlled trials, scientists have demonstrated that if we drink 1 liter of water each day, at the...
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    Dead cow lesson

    First-year students at the UC Davis Vet school were receiving their first anatomy class, with a real dead cow. They all gathered around the surgery table with the body covered with a white sheet. The professor started the class by telling them, 'In Veterinary Medicine it is necessary to...
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    Let`s go to Paris!

    Click the red boxes, and also differnt site on the photo itself. This is a hyperphoto. <http://www.hyper-photo.com/grandes/paris.html>
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    90 year old duo

    FARK.com: Fark Video Player (4365716) Greatest impromptu piano duet by a 90-year-old couple in the Mayo Clinic lobby you'll hear today. Cool tag because there is no AWESOME tag
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    O sole Mio by 14 year olds

    YouTube - HQ - Ti lascio una canzone - 'O sole mio: Trio Ginoble-Boschetto-Barone - Live
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    Texas Sheriff vs New York Lawyer

    A lawyer runs a stop sign and gets pulled over by a sheriff's deputy. He thinks that he is smarter than the deputy because he is a lawyer from New York and is certain that he has a better education then any cop from Houston , Texas . He decides to prove this to himself and have some fun at...
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    Do you know the back of a tree?

    Do you know the front from the back of a tree? A redneck from georgia decides to tr avel across the south to virginia to see god's country. When he gets to franklin , he likes the place so much that he decides to stay. But first he must find a job!!!! He walks into the international paper...
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    Arab TV

    Video - An Alarming video every Westerner should see - tangle.com
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    Jamaican Sandals

    A married couple walked in to a Jamaican sandal shop. The proprietor said to them, 'I have some special sandals I think you would be interested in. Dey make you wild at sex.' Well, the wife was really interested in buying the sandals after what the man claimed, but her husband felt he...
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    The story of Ralph and Edna

    Just because someone doesn't love you the way you want them to, doesn't mean they don't love you with all they have. Ralph and Edna were both patients in a mental hospital. One day while they were walking past the hospital swimming pool. Ralph suddenly jumped into the deep end. He sank to...
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    Engineering marvel

    Click on each section. USATODAY.com feature
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    Military wit and wisdom

    Wit and Wisdom from Military Manuals, etc. "A slipping gear could let your M203 grenade launcher fire when you least expect it. That would make you quite unpopular in what's left of your unit." - Army's magazine of preventive maintenance...
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    Apple does it again

    Apple Computer announced today that it has developed a computer chip that can store and play high fidelity music in women's breast implants. The IT/it will cost between $499.00 and $699.00 -- depending on speaker size. This is considered a major breakthrough because women have always...
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    A bear in the woods

    This is really well done. I think you`ll enjoy it. The Bear - Film by Jean-Jacques Annaud
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    The empty airport

    YOUR tax dollars at work. Yahoo!
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    Shipwrecked

    A cruise on the Pacific goes all wrong, the ship sinks, and there are only 3 Survivors; Damian, Darren and Deirdre. They manage to swim to a small island and they lived there for a couple of years doing what's natural for men and women to do. After several years of casual sex, all the time...
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    Ask Mom

    A 3-year-old boy examined his testicles while taking a bath. ' Mom ' , he asked, ' Are these my brains? ' ' Not yet, ' she replied.
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    Lost at the mall

    A small boy was lost at a large shopping mall. He approached a uniformed policeman and said, 'I've lost my grandpa!' 'The cop asked, 'What's he like?' The little boy hesitated for a moment and then replied, 'Crown Royal whiskey, guns, and women with big boobs.'
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    Just a mom

    A woman, renewing her driver's license at the County Clerk* *'s office, was asked by the woman recorder to state her occupation. She hesitated, uncertain how to classify herself. 'What I mean is, ' explained the recorder, 'do you have a job or are you just a ...?' 'Of course I have a...
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