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  1. louixo

    The plain truth of it all..we get what we accept

    Charley Reese has been a journalist for 49 years. 545 PEOPLE By Charlie Reese Politicians are the only people in the world who create problems and then campaign against them.. Have you ever wondered, if both the Democrats and the Republicans are against deficits, WHY do we have...
  2. louixo

    Not brain surgery 2

    Free Market Cure - A Short Course in Brain Surgery Mod... please dump the last one. This link works. The other was a bad paste or something.
  3. louixo

    This Is Not Brain Surgery

    http://www.freemarketcure.com/brainsurgery.p
  4. louixo

    Switching over computers

    I just switched to laptops and dumped my old desktop. More portable. We were talking about browsers in Team Caffee's post a couple of weeks ago. I did some research on best browsers and best email clients, before installing on my new machine and opted for Firefox and Thunderbird for email, both...
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    The Professors genius

    An economics professor at a local college made a statement that he had never failed a single student before, but had once failed an entire class. -------------------------------------------- That class had insisted that Obama's socialism worked and that no one would be poor and no one...
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    Declaration of Independence signers..what happened to them

    Have you ever wondered what happened to the 56 men who signed the Declaration of Independence ? Five signers were captured by the British as traitors, and tortured before they died. Twelve had their homes ransacked and burned. Two lost their sons serving in the Revolutionary Army...
  7. louixo

    Joe Legal vs. Joe illegal

    *Here is an example of why hiring illegal aliens is not economically productive for the State of California ..* *You have 2 families..."Joe Legal" and "Jose Illegal". Both families have 2 parents, 2 children and live in California .*...
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    Don Rickles Roasts the Dems

    Thi is funny! Hello, dummies! Oh my God, look at you. Anyone else hurt in the accident? Seriously, Senator Reid has a face of a Saint - A Saint Bernard. Now I know why they call you the arithmetic man. You add partisanship, subtract pleasure, divide attention, and...
  9. louixo

    Kids in church

    3-year-old Reese : 'Our Father, Who does art in heaven, Harold is His name. Amen.' ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ A little boy was overheard praying: 'Lord, if you can't make me a better boy, don't worry about it. I'm having a real good time like I am.'...
  10. louixo

    To be or go TT

    I`m at the crossroads. I`ve been trucking for a long time. I`ve taken some extensive time off lately, and am deciding whether I`ll go back to expediting, go back to TT, either as an O&O, or just hang up my tire billy and my ray ban shades, and do nothing, meaning of course retire. First I have...
  11. louixo

    And that`s when the fight started...

    My wife sat down on the couch next to me as I was flipping channels. She asked, 'What's on the TV?' I said, 'Dust.' And then the fight started... ****************************************** My wife and I are watching "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire" while we were in bed. I turned to...
  12. louixo

    You should have fun with this

    I have only tried the jukebox part of this site, and it`s really good. I play it in the background when Im on the computer, and really enjoy it. If you find something on the site that`s good post it. UpChUcKy.CoM
  13. louixo

    You want me to do what?!

    After being interviewed by the school administration, the prospective teacher said: “Let me see if I've got this right.” “You want me to go into that room with all those kids, correct their disruptive behavior, observe them for signs of abuse, monitor their dress habits, censor their...
  14. louixo

    Seen on a t-shirt

    Recession is when your neighbor loses their job. Depression is when you lose your job. Recovery is when Obama loses his job.
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    Penguins

    Did you ever wonder why there are no dead penguins on the ice in Antarctica- where do they go? WONDER NO MORE!!! IT IS A KNOWN FACT THAT THE PENGUIN IS A VERY RITUALISTIC BIRD WHICH LIVES AN EXTREMELY ORDERED AND COMPLEX LIFE. THE PENGUIN IS VERY COMMITTED TO ITS FAMILY AND WILL...
  16. louixo

    The gynecologist

    A gynecologist had become fed up with malpractice insurance and HMO paperwork and was burned out. Hoping to try another career where skillful hands would be beneficial, he decided to become a mechanic. He went to the local technical college , signed up for classes, attended diligently, and...
  17. louixo

    True or not? Prove otherwise

    Story verified @ snopes.com: Generic Drugs Make sure you read to the end. You will be amazed. Let's hear it for Costco! (This is just mind-boggling!) Make sure you read all the way past the list of the drugs. The woman that signed below is a Budget...
  18. louixo

    The sneeze

    They walked in tandem, each of the ninety-two students filing into the already crowded auditorium. With their rich maroon gowns flowing .. and the traditional caps, they looked almost .. as grown up as they felt. Dads swallowed hard behind broad smiles, and Moms freely brushed away tears...
  19. louixo

    Doctor`s orders

    Old people have problems that you haven't even considered yet! An 85-year-old man was requested by his doctor for a sperm count as part of his physical exam. The doctor gave the man a jar and said, 'Take this jar home and bring back a semen sample tomorrow.' The next day the 85-year-old...
  20. louixo

    GM takes a dive

    This was written by a reporter for a local paper near Philly. I think he`s right on. By Henry Briggs With unemployment at 9% and rising, the news is filled with job losses - this week we’re focused on the American auto industry. Reporters interview anxious UAW members and car dealers, all of...
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