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    Guess what his commercial is about

    before it's over.... You will NEVER guess what this ad is about
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    When to pitch it

    Here is a very useful site for keeping foodstuffs in your cupboard, pantry, or fridge. When should you pitch that jar of BBQ sauce? StillTasty: Your Ultimate Shelf Life Guide - Save Money, Eat Better, Help The Environment
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    Traffic stop

    An Arizona Department of Safety Officer pulled over a pick-up truck owner for a faulty taillight. When the officer approached the driver, the man behind the wheel handed the officer his driver’s license, insurance card and a concealed weapon carry permit. The officer took all the documents...
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    The Wall

    Sobering to say regarding Memorial Day and our Vietnam casualties. There are 58,267 names now listed on that polished black wall, including those added in 2010. The names are arranged in the order in which they were taken from us by date and within each date the names are alphabetized. It...
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    A depressing prediction

    By Dr. Walter Williams Mason University Can President Obama be defeated in 2012? No. He can't. I am going on record as saying that President Barak Obama will win a second term. The media won't tell you this because a good election campaign means hundreds of millions (or in Obama's...
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    Frdays at the Pentagon

    Every Friday At The Pentagon I was not aware of this practice until now. I am pleased that it happens, and am astounded that it does happen, given the political situation that exists in our government today. It really breaks my heart to know that we didn't know this goes on every...
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    How's that CHANGE going for you bunky?

    Was = January 2009 IS=Today Hey - You wanted CHANGE.....................Well you got it After two years of Obama ...Here's your change! ( from Sam Durbin....'rather scary' ! ) Source Avg.. Retail price/gallon gas in U.S. $1.83...
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    Where to go during an earthquake

    In light of the earthquake in Christchurch, New Zealand, and now Japan and Chili, we should be aware of the escape route when an earthquake happens...... Where to Go During an Earthquake SHARE this with your loved ones: Remember that stuff about hiding under a...
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    Finding the answers

    A mother is driving her little girl to her friend's house for a play date. 'Mommy,’ the little girl asks, 'how old are you?' 'Honey, you are not supposed to ask a lady her age,' the mother replied. 'It's not polite.' 'OK', the little girl says, 'How much do you weigh?' 'Now...
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    Don't mess with seniors

    I love it................................. If you are a senior you will understand this one, if you deal with seniors, this should help you understand them a little better, and if you are not a senior yet........God willing, someday you will be...... The $2.99 Special We went to...
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    A question I received

    Someone please tell me what's wrong with all the people that run this country!!!!!! Both republicans & Democrats We're "broke" & can't help our own Seniors, Veterans, Orphans, Homeless etc.,??????????? In the last months we have provided aid to Haiti ...
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    A profound comparison

    The following is a copy of an article written by Spanish writer Sebastian Vilar Rodriguez and published in a Spanish newspaper. It doesn't take much imagination to extrapolate the message to the rest of Europe - and possibly to the rest of the world. REMEMBER AS YOU READ -- IT WAS IN A...
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    A true history lesson ALL should read

    For those that don't know about history ... Here is a condensed version: Humans originally existed as members of small bands of nomadic hunters/gatherers. They lived on deer in the mountains during the summer and would go to the coast and live on fish and lobster in the...
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    Alerts to threats from europe

    ALERTS TO THREATS IN 2011 EUROPE & ELSEWHERE : BY JOHN CLEESE The French government announced yesterday that it has raised its terror alert level from "Run" to "Hide." The only two higher levels in France are "Collaborate" and "Surrender." The rise was precipitated by a recent fire that...
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    Life, has now been explained to you

    On the first day, God created the dog and said, "Sit all day by the door o fyour house and bark at anyone who comes in or walks past. For this, I will give you a life span of twenty years."The dog said, "That's a long time to be barking. How about only ten years and I'll give you back the other...
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    A day at the beach

    Gilda was a middle aged Jewish lady widowed for 5 years and lonely. Everyday she would walk down to the beach, find a quiet spot, spread out her blanket and sit in the sun in her modest one piece bathing suit, and hold a book in her hand pretending to read. What she was really doing behind...
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    Stuttering kitten

    A teacher is explaining biology to her 3rd grade students. She says, "Human beings are the only animals that stutter." A little girl raises her hand. saying, "I had a kitty-cat who stuttered." The teacher, knowing how precious some of these stories could...
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    Do you think your cell can't cook your brain?

    Dailymotion - Pop Corn téléphone portable micro-ondes - une vidéo News & Politics
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    Things my mother taught me.

    1.My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE . "If you're going to kill each other, do it outside.. I just finished cleaning." 2. My mother taught me RELIGION. "You better pray that will come out of the carpet." 3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL. "If you don't...
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    10 things you thought were true, are not.

    10 Common Misconceptions Dispelled
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