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    Senior Jitterbug

    They ain't fast, but they got moves! http://www.youtube.com/v/uNE3YSr_o2A&feature=related
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    Jimmy obama

    Jimmy O'Bama - YouTube
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    Are you a Democrat, a Republican, or a southener

    Here is a little test that will help you decide. The answer can be found by posing the following question: You're walking down a Deserted street with your wife And two small children. Suddenly, a Terrorist with a huge knife Comes around the corner, Locks eyes with you...
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    Clean humor

    While I sat in the reception area of my doctor's office, a woman rolled an elderly man in a wheelchair into the room. As she went to the receptionist's desk, the man sat there, alone and silent. Just as I was thinking I should make small talk with him, a little boy slipped off his mother's...
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    Vern's funeral

    Vern works hard at the Phone Company but spends two nights each week bowling, and plays golf every Saturday. His wife thinks he's pushing himself too hard, so for his birthday she takes him to a local strip club. The doorman at the club greets them and says, 'Hey, Vern! How ya doin?'...
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    All American schools should adopt this

    We watched high school principal Dennis Prager of Colorado , along with Sara Palin and Tom Brokaw on TV a couple of weeks ago....what a dynamic, down to earth speaker. Even though Palin and Brokaw were also guest speakers they did little but nod and agree with him.. This is the guy that should...
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    Gotta love those Scots

    A bloke walks into a Glasgow library and says to the prim librarian, 'Excuse me Miss, dey ye hiv ony books on suicide?' To which she stops doing her tasks, looks at him over the top of her glasses and says, 'Boog off, ye'll no bring it back!'
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    Yeoman at the Tower of London...a natural

    This guy is funny. A natural comedian. iIt's about 12 minutes but worth it.. Yeoman Warden At Tower Of London, Part II Of Four - YouTube
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    Laus Deo

    LAUS DEO,Do you know what it means? One detail that is never mentioned is that in Washington , D.C. There can never be a building of greater height than the Washington Monument. With all the uproar about removing the ten commandments, etc., this is worth a moment or two of your time. I was not...
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    Hard to believe..coins

    Another example of why we are where we are. Coins Costing Taxpayers? | Video - ABC News
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    Another buried news story you probably missed

    Wounded Warriors & President Bush (July 4th, 2011) - YouTube
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    Tell me this won't happen to us

    TELL ME THIS WON'T HAPPEN TO US!!!! An elderly Floridian called 911 on her cell phone to report that her car has been broken into. She is hysterical as she explains her situation to the dispatcher: 'They've stolen the stereo, the steering wheel, the brake pedal and even the...
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    Now you understand

    The English language has some wonderfully anthropomorphic collective nouns for the various groups of animals. We are all familiar with a Herd of cows, a Flock of chickens, a School of fish and a Gaggle of geese. However, less widely known is a Pride of lions, a Murder of crows...
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    I have a question

    Miss Beatrice, The church organist, Was in her eighties And had never been married. She was admired for her sweetness and kindness to all. One afternoon the pastor came to call on her and she showed him into her quaint sitting room. She invited him to have a seat while she prepared...
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    Political Correctness

    There is an annual contest at Texas A&M University calling for the most appropriate definition of a contemporary term. This year's term was: "Political Correctness." The winner wrote: "Political correctness is a doctrine, fostered by a delusional, illogical minority, and rabidly...
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    The cat and the owl

    Cat and owl playing. [VIDEO]
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    Fred the biker

    A cop stops a biker for traveling faster than the posted speed limit. He asks the biker his name. 'Fred,' he replies. 'Fred what?' the officer asks. 'Just Fred,' the man responds. The officer is in a good mood and thinks he might just give the biker a break and write him out a...
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    If this was not so serious, it would be funny

    This is the nightly routine of closing the border between India and Pakistan. Takes posturing more than a notch up. How the border between India and Pakistan is closed, every day. [VIDEO]
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    Famous quotes

    Sometimes, when I look at my children, I say to myself, 'Lillian, you should have remained a virgin.' - Lillian Carter (mother of Jimmy Carter) <><> I had a rose named after me and I was very...
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