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Once upon a time, a Prince asked a beautiful Princess, "Will you marry me?" The Princess said, "NO !!!" And the Prince lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles and made it with skinny long-legged big breasted babes and hunted and fished and raced cars and went to naked bars and...

Richard Penneman....who later became Little Richard...in a child hood movie role with Van Johnson> Old school talent. [VIDEO]

YouTube - ‪Chihuahua dancing Flamenco | Chihuahua dança‬‏

In a little coastal resort town everybody was feeling the pinch of the economic crisis, and because there was little tourism, everybody was living on credit to keep their small businesses afloat. One day a wealthy tourist arrived in town and presented himself at the only hotel in the center of...

Mrs. Murphy and Mrs. Cohen had been longtime close friends. But, being old-fashioned, each went to a retirement home of her own respective religion. It was not long before Mrs. Murphy felt lonesome for Mrs. Cohen, so one day she asked to be driven to the Jewish Home to visit her old friend...

By Dave Barry Colonoscopy Journal: I called my friend Andy Sable, a gastroenterologist, to make an appointment for a colonoscopy. A few days later, in his office, Andy showed me a color diagram of the colon, a lengthy organ that appears to go all over the place, at one...

1. The sport of choice for the urban poor is BASKETBALL. 2 The sport of choice for maintenance level employees is BOWLING. 3 The sport of choice for front-line workers is FOOTBALL. 4 The sport of choice for supervisors is BASEBALL. 5 The sport of choice for middle...

Put me in charge of food stamps. I'd get rid of Food Stamp cards; no cash for Ding Dongs or Ho Ho's, just money for 50-pound bags of rice and beans, blocks of cheese and all the powdered milk you can haul away. If you want steak and frozen pizza, then get a job. Put me in charge of...

Here's how to keep all that political 'news' in perspective... 1. The Wall Street Journal is read by the people who run the country. 2. The Washington Post is read by people who think they run the country. 3. The New York Times is read by people who think they should run the country and...

better get up and get moving.... There’s new evidence indicating that watching too much television can be hazardous to your health. A new analysis concludes that heavy TV watching is associated with an increased risk for diabetes, heart disease and even premature death. Frank Hu of...

A man who'd just died is delivered to a local mortuary wearing an expensive, expertly tailored black suit. The female blonde mortician asks the deceased's wife how she would like the body dressed. She points out that the man does look good in the black suit he is already wearing. The...

History on film. YouTube - Japanese Sign Final Surrender

These are all the programs that the new Republican House has proposed cutting. Read to the end. * Corporation for Public Broadcasting Subsidy. $445 million annual savings. * Save America 's Treasures Program. $25 million annual savings. * International Fund for Ireland . $17...

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WAL-MART INTERVIEW Jennifer a manager at Wal-Mart had the task of hiring someone to fill a job opening. After sorting through a stack of 20 resumes she found four people who were equally qualified. Jennifer decided to call the four in and ask them only one question. Their answer would...

Two engineering students were walking across a university campus when one said, "Where did you get such a great bike?" The second engineer replied, "Well, I was walking along yesterday, minding my own business, when a beautiful woman rode up on this bike, threw it to the ground, took off...

The U. S. S.. Constitution (Old Ironsides), as a combat vessel, carried 48,600 gallons of fresh water for her crew of 475 officers and men. This was sufficient to last six months of sustained operations at sea. She carried no evaporators (i.e. fresh water distillers). However, let it be...

Looks of Disappointment A man was just waking up from anesthesia after surgery, and his wife was sitting by his side. His eyes fluttered open and he said, 'You're beautiful.' Then he fell asleep again. His wife had never heard him say that before, so she stayed by his...

YouTube - ‪Klavan's One-State Solution: Give the Middle East to the Jews‬‏