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    The Buffett Solution

    THE BUFFETT SOLUTION: Everyone knows that Warren Buffett is not just another “talking head.” He is just plain smart, that is how he became amongst the most respected and wealthiest men in the world. On a recent CNBC show, Buffett reportedly said “I could end the deficit in 5 minutes.”...
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    Creative senior personals

    FOXY LADY: Sexy, fashion-conscious blue-haired beauty, 80's, slim, 5'-4" (used to be 5'-6"), searching for sharp-looking, sharp-dressing companion. Matching white shoes and belt a plus. MINT CONDITION: Male, 1932, high mileage, good condition, some hair, many new parts including hip, knee...
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    Coyote alternative

    The Sierra Club and the U.S. Forest Service were presenting an alternative to Wyoming ranchers for controlling the coyote population. It seems that after years of using the tried and true method of shooting or trapping the predators, the Sierra Club had a "more humane" solution to the issue...
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    Just the facts

    Remember, not only did you contribute to Social Security but your employer did too.. It totaled 15% of your income before taxes. If you averaged only 30K over your working life, that’s close to $220,500. If you calculate the future value of $4,500 per year (yours & your employer’s contribution)...
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    Which ones can you live without?

    These are all the programs that the new Republican House have proposed cutting. Read to the end. • Corporation for Public Broadcasting Subsidy. $445 million annual savings. • Save America's Treasures Program. $25 million annual savings. • International Fund for Ireland ...
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    Thw Wizard of Oz is 70

    Today, if Dorothy were to encounter men with no brains, no hearts, and no pair, she wouldn't be in Oz. She'd be in Congress!
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    The Irish Prostitute

    An Irish daughter had not been home fo r over 5 years. Upon her return, her Father cursed her heavily. 'Where have ye been all this time, child? Why did ye not write to us, not even a line? Why didn't ye call? Can ye not understand what ye put yer old Mother thru?'...
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    What's in store for you...

    ‪Clark Retirement Community LipDub *OFFICIAL*‬‏ - YouTube
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    Welcome the dysfunctional government

    By Henry Briggs....Mainline Media News I should be laughing at our dysfunctional government, but I’m not. Minnesota is becoming a very funny example of what a dysfunctional government can look like. They shut down government over money disagreements and are now spending like drunken...
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    Pun intended

    1. Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was excellent. 2. A jumper cable walks into a bar. The bartender says, "I'll serve you, but don't start anything." 3. Two peanuts walk into a bar, and one was a salted.. 4. A...
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    If you lose your tool..

    print out another one... YouTube - ‪3D Printer‬‏
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    Mexican trucks link...

    Mexico to cut duties on U.S. after trucking deal | Reuters
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    When your holding a hammer....

    A political tune for you... YouTube - ‪When You're Holding a Hammer (Everything Looks Like a Nail)‬‏
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    Tolerance

    I am truly perplexed that so many of my friends are against a mosque being built at Ground Zero. I think it should be the goal of every American to be tolerant. Thus the Mosque should be allowed, in an effort to promote tolerance. That is why I also propose that two nightclubs be opened next...
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    The 56 signers

    Have you ever wondered what happened to the 56 men who signed the Declaration of Independence ? Five signers were captured by the British as traitors,and tortured before they died. Twelve had their homes ransacked and burned. Two lost their sons serving in the Revolutionary Army; another...
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    A legacy to remember

    I was born in one country, raised in another. My father was born in another country. I was not his only child. He fathered several children with numerous women. I became very close to my mother, as my father showed No interest in me...
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    A limerick

    There once was a man named Wiener Who had a perverted demeanor. He was forced from the Hill For acting like Bill. Now the Congress is one wiener leaner.
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    Two tough questions

    Question 1: If you knew a woman who was pregnant, Who had 8 kids already, Three who were deaf, Two who were blind, One mentally retarded, And she had syphilis, Would you recommend that she have an abortion? Read the next question before looking at the response for this one...
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    The Wall

    Vietnam Wall First click on a state. When it opens, scroll down to the city and the names will appear. Then click on their names. It should show you a picture of the person, or at least their bio and medals. This really is an amazing web site. Someone spent a lot of time and effort to...
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    Brave Captain Smith

    One fine day, brave Captain Smith and his crew of sailors were sailing the ocean blue. Suddenly, on the horizon, there loomed a ship with a skull and crossbones raised on the mast. The crew was frantic, seeking refuge and asking the captain what to do. Brave Captain Smith looked at the...
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