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YouTube - [Guitar] Cha Sun Chon et al. - "Our Kindergarten Teacher" {DPRK Music}

In the line at the store, the bouncy bleach-blond cashier asked the older woman, " didn't you bring your own grocery bag, plastic bags aren’t good for the environment you know"?! The woman apologized in a nice way to her and explained, “We didn’t have the green thing back in my day.” That's...

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Bubba had shingles. Those of us who spend much time in a doctor's office should appreciate this! Doesn't it seem more and more that physicians are running their practices like an assembly line? Here's what happened to Bubba: Bubba walked into a doctor's office and the receptionist asked him...

Southern women know their summer weather report: Humidity Humidity Humidity Southern women know their vacation spots: The beach The rivuh The crick Southern women know everybody's first name: Honey Darlin' Shugah Southern women...

Remember it's only humor... How do you turn a fox into an elephant? Marry It! What is the difference between a battery and a woman? A battery has a positive side. Why is the space between a woman's breasts and her hips called a waist? Because you could easily fit two more in...

A new Army Captain was assigned to an outfit in a remote post in the Afghan Desert . During his first inspection of the outfit, he noticed a camel hitched up behind the mess tent. "Get rid of that camel" he says to the Sergeant. "Sir, if you do that you'll have major disciplinary problems...

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A time killer: Koalas to the Max dot Com

I could tell that my parents hated me. My bath toys were a toaster and a radio. One year they wanted to make me poster boy... for birth control. I remember the time I was kidnapped and they sent back a piece of my finger to my father. He said he wanted more proof. My uncle's dying wish...

A few years ago I switched from Wachovia to TD Bank. Wachovia, which already charged a fee for using non-Wachovia ATMs, had added another fee for using a teller more than three times a month. Argh. TD Bank had neither fee as well as more consumer-friendly hours. Since then I have been happily...

Some 30 years or so ago my wife asked me what I'd like for my birthday. What I'd like, of course, was not what she could afford, like a new Corvette, so I would try to think of something I wanted, but would always say I had everything, and I really did. I had enough shirts, socks, man toys...

YouTube - Multiculturalisme et islam en France reportage de CBN

We are about to enter the BBQ season. Therefore it is important to refresh your memory on the etiquette of this sublime outdoor cooking activity. When a man volunteers to do the BBQ the following chain of events are put into motion: Routine... (1) The woman buys the food. (2)...

it all began with an iPhone... My son celebrated his birthday in July. I got him an iPhone. He just loved it. Who wouldn't ?? I celebrated my birthday in September, and my wife made me very happy when she bought me an iPad. I got my daughter an iPod Touch for her birthday in...

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A Priest was about to finish his tour of duty and was leaving his Mission In the jungle where he had spent years teaching the natives when he realized That the one thing he never taught them was how to speak English. So he Takes the chief for a walk in the forest. He points to a tree and...

A couple of Irish quickies.... Mick and Paddy were stumbling home after a night on the beer when a severed head rolled along the ground in front of them. Mick picked it up by the hair and held it out at arms length, and said to Paddy "Jez, don’t that look like Sean O’Hara?" to which Paddy...

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ABC News - Japan Earthquake: before and after