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Since we're on a poem kick, here's an appropriate rerun. The following poem was found within my late father's belongings. Now that all the stores are displaying Christmas decorations, it's a good time to share with all. Der Little Fur Cap Der next night vas Christmas, der night it vas still...

Subject: Professional Athletes Speaking Out... 1. Chicago Cubs outfielder Andre Dawson on being a role model: "I wan' all dem keeds to do what I do, to look up to me. I wan' all the keeds to copulate me." 2. New Orleans Saint RB George Rogers when asked about the upcoming season:"I...

A Marine colonel on his way home from work at the Pentagon came to a dead halt in traffic and thought to himself, "Wow, this traffic seems worse than usual. Nothing's even moving." He notices a police officer walking back and forth between the lines of cars so he rolls down his window and asks...

Prepare lunch in your truck - $3.00 a day, Eat Lunch in a Truck Stop - $11.00 a day, Days per year eating a truck lunch - 220 Expediting career - 10 years Invest lunch saving at 4% interest Investment yield $21,130.75

After enjoying smoking cigarettes for 35+ years, I quit smoking in August of 1992 after the unpleasant experience of two heart attacks. If I had saved the money I spent on a 2 pkg a day habit, (an estimated $3.50 pkg avg) and invested that money at 4% interest, my investment, to date, would...

As I start this thread there are 25 guests lurking on these Forums. Each of you must have either a bit or a lot of interest in expediting or you wouldn't be hanging around. This would be a perfect time to register on the forum by clicking this link...

Panther Expedited Services, Inc. recently appointed several of its' contractors to a Drivers' Council that is comprised of drivers, of each truck size, that were elected by their peers. The Council will meet with Panther management on a quarterly basis. The announcement of this council has...

Many of you folks that have cooking conveniences in your sleepers often prepare food in advance and freeze for later consumption. I'll share a little known secret with y'all. When you boil a pot of water and have some leftover, put it in the freezer and the next time you need boiling water for...

Many previous threads have included comments regarding a desire that non-CDL qualified dispatchers and other company personnel accompany a driver on the road for a while so they can appreciate the pro and con of our day-to-day routine and decision making processes. I know I'm in the minority...

Everyone seems to be wondering why Muslim terrorists are so quick to commit suicide. Let's see now. . . No Jesus No Christmas No television No cheerleaders No baseball No football No hockey No golf No Bingo No tailgate parties No Wal-Mart No Home Depot No pork BBQ No hot dogs...

As a relatively novice user, I failed to understand why I could receive but not send E-Mail via my new wi-fi equipped laptop. I now realize that I must manage my mail, while I'm on the road, from accounts such as Expedite Mail, Yahoo Mail ot G-Mail. Does anyone have any ideas on the optimum way...

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Today is National Boss Day. Inaugurated in 1958, Boss Day is discussed in the following link" http://www.iaap-hq.org/national_boss_day_2005.htm All bosses lurking here should read and heed. Non-bosses should use this opportunity take advantage of the Boss.

The following poem was found within my late father's belongings. Now that all the stores are displaying Christmas decorations, it's a good time to share with all. Der Little Fur Cap Der next night vas Christmas, der night it vas still. Der stockings vas hung by der chimney to fill. Nodding...

A blonde lady motorist was about two hours from San Diego when she was flagged down by a man whose 'D' truck had broken down. The man walked up to the car and asked, "Are you going to San Diego?" "Sure," answered the blonde, "do you need a lift?" "Not for me. I'll be...

To all the women in the maternity wards throughout the country, HAPPY LABOR DAY

Here's a fairly new, still under construction, web site that's worth a peek: http://www.coopsareopen.com/

A recent post requesting the capacity of a straight truck has piqued my interest in the weight capacities of the B, C, D trucks of some of the expedite carriers. When Rene' and I started expediting, the standard maximum weights by truck size were A-500#; B-2000#; C-5000# and D-13000#. Over...

A couple of rednecks are out in the woods hunting when one of them suddenly grabs his chest and falls to the ground. He doesn't seem to be breathing, and his eyes are rolled back in his head. The other redneck whips out his cell phone and calls 911. He gasps to the operator, "I think Bubba is...

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