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Like everyone, I have to bore the majority to entertain a few.....you know who you are! There was an old man who owned a fleet His drivers decided he was a cheat They drove nice new trucks But got shorted the bucks When the surcharge arrived incomplete. Now he's lost the best of the best And...

Nothing new here, just glad to see the issue getting more and more press. The Associated Press June 18, 2007, 8:39PM EST text size: TT 'Hot fuel' debate fueling lawsuits By GREG BLUESTEIN ATLANTA It's not just increased demand that sends summertime gasoline prices soaring. It's also...

[img src="http://www.emotipad.com/newemoticons/Hello.gif"] http://thebozo.com/ Of all the things I've lost in my life, I think I miss my mind the most!!

[img src="http://www.emotipad.com/newemoticons/Hello.gif"] Has anybody here seen JuJu She's an old buddy of mine She used to be here She was so sweet and dear But not for a long long time. Of all the things I've lost in my life, I think I miss my mind the most!!

[img src="http://www.emotipad.com/newemoticons/Hello.gif"] THE FUNERAL . . . A woman was leaving a 7-11 with her morning coffee when she noticed a most unusual funeral procession approaching the nearby cemetery. A long black hearse was followed by a second long black hearse about 50 feet...

[img src="http://www.emotipad.com/newemoticons/Hello.gif"] -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- >On a tour of Oregon, the Pope took a couple of days off to visit the >mountains for some sight seeing. He was cruising along the >campground...

Texas Mating Spiders A father watched his daughter playing in the garden. He smiled as he reflected on how sweet and innocent his little girl was. Suddenly she just stopped and stared at the ground. He went over to her and noticed she was looking at two spiders mating. "Daddy, what are those...

I'm concerned about your sex...er.......your gender. Your profile has you listed as male. What's up with that?? DD Of all the things I've lost in my life, I think I miss my mind the most!!

I'm so glad we don't have any of these problems on our EO forums!! WAY TO GO GUYS AND GALS!!!!!! Trolls and other nasty creatures I have observed that many forums have been invaded by trolls,ogres,slime-nits and forum goblins. Trolls are those that drop in on a forum under different...

A little humor... A lesson in Posting: How many group posters does it take to change a light bulb? 1 to change the light bulb and to post that the light bulb has been changed 14 to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and how the light bulb could have been changed...

Gentlemen, Carry on. Of all the things I've lost in my life, I think I miss my mind the most!!

Great Quotes by Great Ladies! Inside every older person is a younger person -- wondering what the hell happened? -Cora Harvey Armstrong- ++++++++++++++++++++++++ The hardest years in life are those between ten and seventy. -Helen Hayes (at 73)- ++++++++++++++++++++++++ I refuse to think of them...

Local news tonight is reporting that a truck driver went into a weight station on I-76, just down the road from us and refused to show them his paperwork or reveal what he was hauling. He took off and they chased him up I-71 and caught up with him on rt18 in Medina when they shot his tires out...

Good News!!!! We'll have a place to park when we get there!! DD :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D

Merry Christmas and Happy New Year to all of you! DDx2

http://abcnews.go.com/wire/US/ap20031216_722.html Masquerading as a normal person day after day is exhausting!! :7 :7 :7 :7 :7 :7 :7 :7 :7 :7 :7 :7 :7 :7 :7 :7 :7 :7 :7 :7

This should serve as ample warning for those of us who use porti-potti while other half of team drives!!! LOL -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Trucker Crashes While Changing Clothes AP -- Nov 12, 2003 LAPORTE, Ind. - A truck driver crashed...

Sitting at a rest stop the other day. Beautiful sun shiny day. Guy in the truck next to us gets out of his truck and he's walking toward the pet walk area. With his back to us we couldn't see what he had but it was obvious that he was carefully cradeling something so being the dog lovers that we...