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    Berkeley, CA Eliminates Manholes

    Manholes like these no longer exist in Berkeley, CA. They have all been replaced with Maintenance Holes. See? You're not even surprised by this crap anymore, are you?
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    Betsy Ross Flag is Racist Now

    Colin Kaepernick got triggered by the Original 13 Colonies flag, the one made by Betsy Ross, because it was made during a time of slavery, said we need to get rid of it. You know what else was made during a time of slavery? The Emancipation Proclamation. Whoop. Whoop.
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    Big League Chew Chick

    First we had Gillette and their "The best a soyboy can get" ad campaign. Now this will be hitting the store shelves on Feb 1st. Because of course it does.
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    International Women's Day

    McDonald's flips its golden arches in honor of women. Or in honor of Wendy's or Whataburger, hard to tell. Mostly just looks like legs spread high in the air. To honor women.
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    I lost my score card

    People with straight hair want it curly. People with curly hair want it straight. White people want dark skin, black people want light skin. Girls want to be boys, boys want to be girls. Liberals in America hate America and love Europe, liberals in Europe hate Europe and love America. Fox News...
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    Back-to-School Supplies

    It's Back-to-School time and Walmart wants to make sure you don't forget anything.
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    Tiger Woods DUI

    Tiger Woods was arrested for impaired driving. A breath blood alcohol test administered showed no signs that Woods had alcohol in his system, although he failed a field sobriety test after his vehicle was found “stopped on the roadway at 2:03 a.m. Monday in the right-hand lane and right...
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    Ringling Bros. and Barnum & Bailey Final Performance

    The final performance was (is at this moment) being streamed live on YouTube. It marks the end on an era. 146 years. After tonight, if we want to see a bunch of clowns, all we have left is CNN.
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    Everybody Gets a Participation Trophy

    It's true. Everyone who participated in the Women's March gets a participation trophy. Can't make it up. Did you participate in the Women's March? You just won a Freedom of Expression of Courage prize.
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    Free Speech on Campus? Newp.

    Here's a brief article that sets the stage for the beginning. Lawsuit tests speech limits at UNM Here's a followup on the case, which was ruled against the student. Student can be punished for criticizing lesbian movie in film class, court rules - The College Fix The case was appealed to the...
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    Give a Man a Fish...

    "You give a poor man a fish and you feed him for a day. Teach him to fish and you feed him for a lifetime." That's an old Chinese proverb (as opposed to a recent Chinese proverb, I guess). Another way to look at it, especially through the lens of the modern day entitlement welfare mentality...
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    Feminists Shame Christie Brinkley

    Feminists are blasting Christie Brinkley for looking good at age 63. She's not ugly enough, or fat enough, or dark enough, or doesn't look old enough, and, she's not holding up a sign that says "Women's Equality!" Christie Brinkley, 63 years old, shown standing on a hidden apple box along side...
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    Racism, Really

    Racism. Speaking of racism, here's some interesting tid-bits of information. Thanks to the incessant media, some of it even surprised me, and I pay attention to this stuff.
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    Russia Attacks US Power Grid Via Vermont Utility

    “Russian hackers penetrated U.S. electricity grid through a utility in Vermont, U.S. officials say.” That's what they said, anyway. Turns out it was made up. The headline, the story, all of it. Made up. The reality is a laptop belonging to the Vermont utility company, a laptop that wasn't...
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    It's a Wonderful Life Parody

    It's really a parody sung to the "It's the Most Wonderful Time of the Year." But this is just brilliant, on so many levels.
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    Wisconsin Recount: Day 2

    The recount in Wisconsin is well underway, and they are doing daily updates to chart the progress. (Well, they post it in an Excel xlsx spreadsheet. Do your own chart.) Clinton Gains 3 Votes! After Day 2, we see that Hillary Clinton has gained 89 votes in some counties, but lost 86 votes in...
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    The Early Voting Results Are In

    Dixville Notch is an unincorporated community in Dixville township of Coos County, New Hampshire. They vote on Election day just after midnight. 40 reporters were on hand to record the 8 votes. Becuz, they didn't want to miss anything. You can see that Clinton trounced Trump with a 4-2...
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    POLL Who Are You Voting For in the Presidential Election?

    Who you are voting for and who you think will win may be very different. In this poll you can choose who you will be voting for (or who you have already voted for). This is a private poll where no names will be shown. You may change your vote up until the poll closes.
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    POLL Who Will Win the Presidential Election?

    Who do you think will win the presidential? (assuming the Electors go ahead and vote, like they're supposed to, based on the popular vote in their state ;)) As of November 5, 2016, a total of 1,836 candidates had filed a Statement of Candidacy with the Federal Election Commission. A full list...
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    North Carolina GOP HQ Firebombed

    Original article at the Charlotte Observer Virtually the same article at the Daily Mail, but with better picture layout. No suspects, yet, but I'm guessing that they aren't hard core Republicans. Especially since they scrawled "NAZI REPUBLICANS LEAVE TOWN OR ELSE" on the building next door...
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