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IRT isn't even in the running this year for most disturbing quote. Idtrans has him beat with quality, consistency and clarity. Way too many to list, but one of my favorites is:

If you are old enough to vote you should be old enough to drown your sorrows upon returning from the polls.

It should be noted that Geo is involved in local delivery and one should expect his maintenance cpm to be higher than a similar spec'd Sprinter used in OTR expedite.

The title of this thread is "Bad journalism". The link: What was the most covered-up story of 2010? takes us to the WorldNetDaily site. Coincidence?

Thank you for the laugh Bluto! Great line! I agree with Bluto. My ScanGauge shows average MPG as much a 2.5 miles per gallon more than my fill to fill calculation. I realize the fill to fill method isn't scientific and I don't have a totalizer. But I do have a calculator, almost 900,000 miles...

Thank you Tude and Turtle for your advice. I was on my 3rd cup of coffee when I originally posted. The screwdriver was still on the desk in easy reach and the shop vac was in the basement. I couldn't wait for hours or possibly days for a reply so fortified with caffeine I went to work on it...

I was thinking a large scarlet "H" sewn to your shirt. Then burned at the stake on a pyre stoked with diesel fuel, old log books and truck tires. We don't need people like you spreading that less miles, more money lunacy.

Being that you are from Florida you might consider Georgia or South Carolina the frigid north. When you travel above the 45th parallel most motels offer plug-ins for vehicles.

The tab key on my laptop doesn't work. When I press it, it will give slightly and then stop. Not enough to engage the tab function. There is a good chance a chunk of Pop Tart or a chicken bone could be stuck under the key, limiting it's travel. Can these keys be pried of off and the...

That kind of thinking will get you labeled as a heretic in this industry!

Ragman's post showing the Hooter's logo supports my theory that not only do most Americans like breasts, they also like owls. And they even like breasts disguised as owls with those cute, large areola eyes. Would you buy a beer and a burger from a scantily clad waitress with this emblazoned...

Men, women, boys and girls, everyone likes breasts. What's not to like? It should come as no surprise that a campaign for a cure for breast cancer is more popular than one to find a cure for prostate cancer or pancreatic cancer, even though the 5 year survival rate for people diagnosed with...

It might be best if you didn't bring up the birthing area when talking with the folks at Expediter Services. It could be a deal breaker for you.

I just tracked your Monday load. You know you are on it. I know you are on it. Apparently Panther doesn't know you are on it. As of 20:15 the website is showing nobody on it.

They can break into my van but they will not be able to drive off with it. I have a secret kill switch under the dash between the steering column and the dog house. Unless you flip that switch to the ON position, you ain't goin' nowheres!

Next thing you know they will have purchased Firestone and will be putting their name on tires.

I'm not computer nerd but I can successfully post a photo. Most of the time anyway. The easiest way is to scroll down to the red box that says Manage Attachments. Click on it. Then click on one of the browse button things. This should open in My Documents or My Pictures. Highlight the...

Hey, you were in the neighborhood last year but got sick. Invitation is still standing for this year. Christmas lunch will be about 13:00 real time. Give me a call.

Merry Christmas! . .

Proof that global warming exists can be found every time I look out upon my back yard. 10,000 years ago my back yard was covered by a 5 mile thick sheet of ice. Today it is merely buried under 5 feet of snow. Proof positive that global warming is real and Al Gore is my hero.