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I'm sure there is a long running feud between the ranchers and the inhabitants of Xanadu. What with Patty and her SLA friends partying and shoot guns into the wee hours of the morning, the domestic staff burning children's sleds in the furnace and free range zebras. "Neighbors are usually...

For all animals, whether it is a tag, band or radio collar, I believe it becomes a social stigma. "Hey, Ralph has got a radio collar. Do you really want to mate with him while some human listens in?" Or Tawanda has a stainless steel band, she has to fly at the back of the flock. Wearing a...

A very helpful and concise guide to the art of repositioning is the: Kama Sutra Expediters Edition translated by Raj "Midnight Cowboy" Vatsyayana-Bodine. Easy to read and fully illustrated.

My former carrier payed $82 or $84 per hour detention after the first hour for a cargo van. At the time my average per mile was about $1.02. So I made slightly less on detention because my average running speed was 85-90 mph. Oh, I forgot to figure in fuel cost. Um, oh yeah, I installed the...

Please don't take any of us with you when you go.

I would like one of the chandeliers from the Vanity Ballroom.

Dreamer, looks like you have done some house cleaning. Any chance of getting an explanation in private for the reason my posts were deleted?

But we can talk about John Hanpenis enjoying a phallustail after he signed the Declaration of Independence.

Yeah, when I offered to pay for his secrets and he didn't reply. Reminds me of that scooter scott fellow from a few years back. Maybe he resurfaced with a new carrier.

Moose, as a fellow Minnesotan I find your question embarrassing. I realize you are not a native, but this question should have been asked in private. Most native Minnesotans receive a set of jumper cables at birth and get a block heater for their 15th birthday. The 10 gauge cables have a...

I'm on my second Chevrolet 3500. I chose the GM product because of the long wheelbase, 155 inches.

Thanks Sluggo. I just had my very first exfoliating treatment this morning after my sauna. The attendant coated my face with an exfoliating product called Agent Orange, which is very popular in east Asia. After the Agent Orange was removed she scrubbed my face with 000 steel wool. I do feel...

After almost 7 years, no corrosion. I did use some dielectric grease on the screws and where I scraped some paint down to the bare metal behind the mounting bracket. Got a good ground and a SWR less than 1.

Sluggo, you have already been helpful by asking questions! As a newbie you are already at a point where you have something useful to offer. Have you ever considered chronicling your experience into the expedite world here on E.O.? Some of us grizzled veterans (Highway Star euphemism) can't...

Wow, if one were to run a little less hard and say average only 70 mph could one be considered a refinery on wheels and be eligible for certain federal tax credits? I guess with the refinery status comes the E.P.A. standards and restrictions. Might be best to continue averaging 85/90.

Sounds familiar, G.E. Transportation!

Why do all you so hate Spam and deride it as an electronic scam? Personally I like that pork and often eat it with a spork. Sometimes straight from the can and almost always in my van.

Thank you Ken. Check your PayPal account.

I must be fugly. My picture broke my profile. Are you another expediter decked out in an Edgar suit?

I was not bribing dispatchers. I willing to pay for any secrets that will give me an advantage in this cut throat business. When the tailgate drops, money talks out the garbage bowel. Nuff said.