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These are actual conversations between people in aviation situations. Conversations Tower: "Delta 351, you have traffic at 10 o'clock, 6 miles! Delta 351: "Give us another hint! We have digital watches!" "TWA 2341, for noise abatement turn right 45 Degrees." "Centre, we are at 35,000 feet...

Where is the breaking point that decides if a load goes to a team or a single driver. What variables are taken into consideration. And, have the new HOS rules changed any of those variables?. Finally, what changes have each of you seen from your vantage point, that was brought on by the new...

For about a year now, I´ve been hearing that many fleets are phasing in more "E" units. What do you see as the way the industry is going and why, as far as unit size to run, team and/or single? When I first got into expediting several years ago after running TT for many years, I asked the...

BEER TROUBLESHOOTING CHART SYMPTOM FAULT ACTION TO TAKE Feet cold and wet. Glass being held at incorrect angle. Rotate glass so that open end points toward ceiling. Feet warm and wet. Improper bladder control. Stand next to nearest dog...

Recently there was a topic about buying on ebay, and using paypal, and other methods. Go to the link below and read the scams topic. Truckers are always out there with credit cards, and other financial instruments, and have to use various methods to pay bills and take care of financial...

George Bush received a call from Russian President Putin. He says to Bush "Our largest condom factory has exploded, My people's favorite form of birth control. This is a true disaster!" "Mr. Putin, the American people would be happy to do anything within their power to...

We all are out there all the time finding new restaurants, and trying new kinds of dishes. Now somebody has written a song for chinese food. Click below. http://www.elfrigo.org/flash/chowmein.htm

This was written by a reporter. ONE Recently, when I went to McDonald's I saw on the menu that you could order 6, 9 or 12 Chicken McNuggets. I asked for a half dozen nuggets. "We don't have half dozen nuggets," said the teenager at the counter. "You don't?" I replied. "We only have six...

Hang on to any of the new State of Kentucky quarters. If you have them, they may be worth much more than 25 cents. The U.S. Treasury announced today that it is recalling all of the Kentucky quarters that are part of its program featuring quarters from each state. "We are recalling all the new...

1. Took her new scarf back to the store because it was too tight. 2. Couldn't learn to water ski because she couldn't find a lake with a slope. 3. Can't work in a pharmacy because the bottles won't fit into the typewriter. 4. Got excited because she finished a jigsaw puzzle in 6 months and...

Finally, the guys' side of the story. We always hear "the rules" from the female side. Now here are the rules from the male side. These are our rules! Please note... these are all numbered "1" ON PURPOSE! 1. Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down...

The all nude police officer calendar for 2004 comes in an all-male and an all-female version. All pics show full frontal nudity, for both female and male versions. Just click on the menu to select which one you want to view. They are available for sale on the site -- the calendars, not the...

An old man was sitting on a bench at the mall. A young man walked up to the bench and sat down. He had spiked hair in all different colors: green, red,orange, blue, yellow....The old man just stared. Every time the young man looked, the old man was staring. The young man finally said...

Here is a link that lets you follow the trend and market forces in pricing for fuel. Just click on a market and it gives you an updated breakdown. http://www.fuelgaugereport.com/

These are things people actually said in court, word for word, taken down and now published by court reporters who had the torment of staying calm while these exchanges were actually taking place. Q: Are you sexually active? A: No, I just lie there. __________________________________ Q...

There have been times in recorded history where the "F" word has been considered acceptable: They are as follows: 11. "What the @#$% do you mean we are sinking?" Capt. E.J. Smith of RMS Titanic, 1912 10. "What the @#$% was that!!!??" Mayor of Hiroshima, 1945...

Everybody is always talking about how cold it gets in thier part of the country. PENNSYLVANIA TEMPERATURE CONVERSIONS @ +70 degrees Texans turn on the heat and unpack the thermal underwear. People in Pennsylvania go swimming in the Rivers @ +60 degrees North Carolinians try...

I was writing a reply about safety on the road, and the things you do to protect yourself from the creeps while on the road. It reminded me of a personal experience. My wife and I always took winters off, our entire 18 year trucking career. We always go to someplace warm, spend a couple months...

The next time you hear a politician use the words "billion" casually, think about whether you want that politician spending your tax money. A billion is a difficult number to comprehend, but one advertising agency did a good job of putting that figure into perspective in one of its releases: A...

(We take you now to the Oval Office.) George: Condi! Nice to see you. What's happening? Condi: Sir, I have the report here about the new leader of China. George: Great. Lay it on me. Condi: Hu is the new leader of China. George: That's what I want to know. Condi: That's what I'm telling...