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Note: due to the complexity and level of difficulty of their contents, each course will accept a maximum of eight participants each. Topic 1. How to fill ice-cube trays. Step by step with slide presentation. Topic 2. Lavatory paper rolls: do they grow on the holders? Round-table discussion...

This is a question that has gone unanswered for centuries...... but, now we know. If you put a woman on a pedestal and try to protect her from the rat race...you're a male chauvinist. If you stay home and do the housework...you're a pansy. If you work too hard...there's never any time...

One beautiful December evening, Huan Cho and his girlfriend Jung Lee were sitting, overlooking the ocean. There was a romantic full moon, when Huan Cho said, "Hey, let's play Weeweechu." "Oh no, not now, let's just look at the moon" said Jung Lee. "Oh, c'mon baby, let's you and I play...

December 1 Blanch carcass from Thanksgiving turkey. Spray paint gold, turn upside down and use as a sleigh to hold Christmas Cards. December 2 Have Mormon Tabernacle Choir record outgoing Christmas message for answering machine. December 3 Using candlewick and handgilded miniature pine...

This comes under the heading of yuo can see why we´re in trouble. We are all familiar with the famous poem. Read this.. T'was the nocturnal segment of the diurnal period preceding the annual yuletide celebration, and throughout our place of residence, kinetic energy was not in evidence among...

Much has been written over the years about what makes a great relationship.Poets have taken a shot at it, as well as psyhcologists,advice columinists, talk show hosts, and the list goes on. Here are five basic rules to consider from a man´s point of view. THE PERFECT RELATIONSHIP 1. It's...

1. If you're too open-minded, your brains will fall out. 2. Don't worry about what people think; they don't do it very often. 3. Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car. 4. It ain't the jeans that make your butt look fat. 5. Artificial...

This was posted a couple of times over the last couple of years to answer the constant question that comes up about expediting. That question is, can I make a living at expediting etc.etc?, from novices and wannabes. The only thing I can see that has changed from the time I originally posted...

California recently passed a law to make English the official state language. However there will be some minor changes over the coming years. read the explanation. The New California Governor has just announced an agreement whereby English will be the official language of the state, rather...

You´re sitting around somewhere waiting for the next assignment, you don´t feel like watching TV, so here is a list of things you can get at your local library, for a quick read. THE WORLD´S THINNEST BOOKS. 20. BEAUTY SECRETS by Janet Reno 19. HOME BUILT AIRPLANES by John Denver 18. HOW TO...

Collards is green, My dog's name is Blue And I'm so lucky To have a sweet thang like you. Yore hair is like cornsilk A-flapping in the breeze. Softer than Blue's And without all them fleas. You move like the bass, Which excite me in May. You ain't got no scales But I luv you anyway...

AUTO REPAIR A blonde pushes her BMW into a gas station. She tells the mechanic it died. After he works on it for a few minutes, it is idling smoothly. She says, "What's the story?" He replies, "Just crap in the carburetor." She asks, "How often do I have to do that?" SPEEDING TICKET A...

1. Kidnappers are not very interested in you. 2. In a hostage situation you are likely to be released first. 3. No one expects you to run into a burning building. 4. People call at 9 PM and ask, "Did I wake you?" 5. People no longer view you as a hypochondriac. 6. There is nothing left to...

I saw something on here last week that Teacel put up about seeing if you are the weakest link. Here is a more exact and easier way to tell where you are on the food chain. Read the following sentences as fast as possible aloud. This is this cat This is is cat This is how cat This is to cat...

STUDY FINDS YOU REALLY DON'T MAKE A DIFFERENCE In Grand Scheme of Things, Your Hard Work, Diligence, Found to Mean Squat London, England (SatireWire.com) — In an unprecedented study, British and American researchers have concluded that despite what you've been told at work, you really don't...

When you were children did you read Dr. Suess? Well imagine if the good doctor were a tech write in this age of computers If a packet hits a pocket on a socket on a port, And the bus is interrupted as a very last resort, And the address of the memory makes your floppy disk abort, Then the...

"Sometimes when I reflect back on all the beer I drink I feel ashamed. Then I look into the glass and think about the workers in the brewery and all of their hopes and dreams. If I didn't drink this beer, they might be out of work and their dreams would be shattered. Then I say to myself...

I look on this forum, and I see all of these names floating by, and I wonder where they came from. Some are pretty obvious, others real creations. So just to satisfy my curiosity, tell us where you got the name you use here, or the CB handle you use on the road. My name, here on the forum, is my...

"We the sensible people of the United States, in an attempt to help everyone get along, restore some semblance of justice, avoid more riots, keep our nation safe, promote positive behavior, and secure the blessings of debt free liberty to ourselves and our great-great-great-grandchildren, hereby...

Sam has been in the computer business for 25 years and is finally sick of the stress. He quits his job and buys 50 acres of land in Minnesota as far from humanity as possible. Sam sees the postman once a week and gets groceries once a month. Otherwise, it's total peace and quiet. After six...