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    Tree hugging expalined

    A tv host, Niel Cavuto hosted both ABC's John Stossel and environmentalist Robert F. Kennedy Jr. to discuss Kennedy's charge, from the stage of Saturday's "Live Earth" concert in New Jersey, that the ABC anchor, as well as Rush Limbaugh and Sean Hannity, have been "lying" about global warming...
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    New Energy Source

    A friend of mine sent me a video from WKYC TV in Cleveland Ohio, about an inventor from Erie, Pa. who was looking for a cure for cancer, and during his research invented a machine that can actually burn seawater as an energy source. Has anyone seen it, or heard that story? It seems legit. I...
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    The Knob

    A woman visited her plastic surgeon who told her about a new procedure called "The Knob," where a small knob is placed at the top of the woman's head and could be turned to tighten up her skin and produce the effect of a brand new face-lift. Of course, the woman wanted "The...
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    Names of things you never knew had names

    33 Names of Things You Never Knew had Names 1. AGLET - The plain or ornamental covering on the end of a shoelace. 2. ARMSAYE - The armhole in clothing. 3. CHANKING - Spat-out food, such as rinds or pits. 4. COLUMELLA NASI - The bottom part of the nose between the nostrils. 5. DRAGÉES - Small...
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    Body tricks everyone should know

    1. If your throat tickles, scratch your ear! When you were 9, playing your armpit was a cool trick. Now, as an adult, you can still appreciate a good body-based feat, but you're more discriminating. Take that tickle in your throat; it's not worth gagging over. Here's a better way to scratch...
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    The land that Made Me Me

    > Long ago and far away, > In a land that time forgot, > Before the days of Dylan, > Or the dawn of Camelot. > > There lived a race of innocents, > And they were you and me, > Long ago and far away > In the Land That Made Me Me. > > For Ike...
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    New Pasta Diet II

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    Two Observations

    Occasionally I click on the logos here on EO for the different expedite companies to read what they offer, and what they are looking for. I never see any truck specs listed, as to what age vehicle they accept. Anyone else notice that? Rule of thumb was always 5 yrs. for a straight, and 10 for a...
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    The New Pasta Diet Really Works

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    Women´s Poem

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    Women´s Poem

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    Night out

    I met a “mature†woman at a bar last night. I’ve gotta tell ya, pal, she wasn't bad for 57. Well anyway, we drank and chatted a bit … then she asked if I'd ever had the "sportsman's double" - a mother and daughter threesome? I confessed that no, I’ve never had the pleasure. Then we...
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    Health Q & A

    Q: I've heard that cardiovascular exercise can prolong life; is this true? A: Your heart is only good for so many beats, and that's it... Don't waste them on exercise . Everything wears out eventually. Speeding up your heart will not make you live longer; that's like saying you can extend the...
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    helath Q & A..important

    Q: I've heard that cardiovascular exercise can prolong life; is this true? A: Your heart is only good for so many beats, and that's it... Don't waste them on exercise . Everything wears out eventually. Speeding up your heart will not make you live longer; that's like saying you can extend the...
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    Martha´s way vs. Real Women

    Real Women Vs. Martha Stewart Martha's way #1 Stuff a miniature marshmallow in the bottom of a sugar cone to prevent ice cream drips. The Real Women's Way: Just suck the ice cream out of the bottom of the cone, for Pete's sake,you are probably lying on the couch, with your feet up, eating it...
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    Not the brightest light in the harbor

    You're too stupid to lead... AT&T fired President John Walter after nine months, saying he lacked "intellectual leadership". He received a $26 million severance package. Perhaps it's not Walter who's lacking intelligence... S.W.A.T. mosquitos... Police in Oakland, California...
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    Computer question

    somethng I´ve never found the answer to, though I´ve tried many many times. How do you get rid of >> from something you foward, without deleting them one at a time?
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    What´s in a name

    Billy Bob's pregnant sister was in a terrible car accident and went intoa deep coma. After being in the coma for nearly six months, she wakes upand sees that she is no longer pregnant. Frantically, she asks the doctor about her baby. The doctor replies, "Ma'am, you had twins! A boy and a girl...
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    A great letter

    This is an actual letter sent to a man named Ryan DeVries by the Michigan Department of Environmental Quality, State of Michigan. This guy's response is hilarious, but read the State's letter before you get to the response letter. Dear Mr. DeVries: It has come to the attention of the...
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    The Rabbi

    This is a story about a popular young Rabbi, who on Sabbath Eve announced to his congregation that he will not renew his contract. He explained that he must move on to a larger congregation that will pay him more. There is a hush. No one wants him to leave. Sol Epstein, who owns several car...
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