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  1. Lawrence

    Weird Letters

    Aoccdrnig to rscheearch at an Elingsh uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoetnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer is at the rghit pclae. The rset can be a toatl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit porblem. Tihs is bcuseae we do not raed...
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    PONDERISMS

    · I used to eat a lot of natural foods until I learned that most people die of natural causes. · Gardening Rule: When weeding, the best way to make sure you are removing a weed and not a valuable plant is to pull on it. If it comes out of the ground easily, it is a valuable plant...
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    Meet The Moderators At The Expo

    If you have never had the opportunity to meet our Moderators now is your chance. Terry, Rich, Dave and Scott (X1_SRH) will be at Expo next week. Come on by and introduce yourself. See you there! http://www.expediteexpo.com Expedite Expo Exhibitors Ok, we added a few more with ** AA...
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    Canada What is a Canadian?

    Ok, this probably doesn't belong in the forum - but here goes... What is a Canadian? An unarmed American with health insurance. LOL! LOL! Lawrence, Expediters Online.com Sacred cows make the best burgers "So tell me, are those cookies made with real Girl Scouts?" Sometimes the squeaky...
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    Yet Another Shamless Plug!

    in just a few weeks. We really do have an awesome show planned this year - the best ever! I wanted to share a little bit of EO on I-75 N somewhere between Toledo and Detroit. Honk at us as you go by. See you at the [link:www.expediteexpo.com|Expedite Expo!]...
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    Quiz for People Who Know Everything!

    (The answers are below the first section...with the question repeated before the answer is given)... 1. There's one "sport" in which neither the spectators nor the participants know the score or the leader until the contest ends. What is it? 2. What famous North American...
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    Calling All Expediters!

    I would like to personally invite you and all of our forum members & readers to participate in this year's expo. Based on the calls and registrations so far I expect this will be by far our largest gathering yet! Remember, this is the only event in North America that is 100% for expediters...
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    Open Forum Time

    Ok, for those who alerted us to the Forum clock being off an hour - that has been corrected. Thank you! Lawrence, Expediters Online.com Sacred cows make the best burgers "So tell me, are those cookies made with real Girl Scouts?" Sometimes the squeaky wheel doesn't get the grease, it just...
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    Canada Greetings From "South of the Border"

    Let me be the first to wish everyone a happy Canada Day. Or as some of us remember - Happy Dominion Day! Lawrence, Expediters Online.com Sacred cows make the best burgers "So tell me, are those cookies made with real Girl Scouts?" Sometimes the squeaky wheel doesn't get the grease, it just...
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    EO Comics - Your Feedback Please

    Howdy All, Please rate our newest Expediter Cartoon. [link:www.expeditersonline.com/cgi-bin/ImageFolio3/imageFolio.cgi?direct=Expediter_Cartoons|View The Expediter Cartoon HERE!] Lawrence, Expediters Online.com Deja Moo: The feeling that you've heard this bull before. If you can smile...
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    Great Sig File Site

    If you don't know what a "Sig File" it's the little tag lines or "signature line" below your name. This site is a great resource for some great sig files: http://coolsig.com/ Lawrence, Expediters Online.com Sacred cows make the best burgers "So tell me, are those cookies made with real...
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    Free Classified Users

    I have heard from one user who has a cargo van for sale that they received a "Certified Check" from the United Arab Emirates for price of their van - plus an additional $5000. The "buyer" then called the seller and asked that he wire the extra $5000 back to him BEFORE the checked cleared. The...
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    Trucks & Cement Barriers - Who Wins?

    READ FIRST AND THEN WATCH... How many times have you wondered how strong those cement barriers are that you see in front of military base entrances? Read below and then view the clip... From time to time someone asks me what the concrete barriers are in front of controlled and secure...
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    EO Site Maintenance Update

    We will be performing scheduled maintenance on the EO server on June 8 at 0200 am. We will be rebooting the server which will cause a brief outage for 2 or 3 minutes. Thanks! Lawrence, Expediters Online.com Deja Moo: The feeling that you've heard this bull before. If you can smile when...
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    EO Site Maintenance Update

    We will be performing scheduled maintenance on the EO server on June 8 at 0200 am. We will be rebooting the server which will cause a brief outage for 2 or 3 minutes. Thanks! Lawrence, Expediters Online.com Deja Moo: The feeling that you've heard this bull before. If you can smile when...
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    This is too Funny! Worth the Click!

    Ok, I saw this video and the longer I watched it the better it got. http://www.koreus.com/files/200505/men-in-coats.html Lawrence, Expediters Online.com Deja Moo: The feeling that you've heard this bull before. If you can smile when things go wrong, you have someone in mind to blame. A...
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    Meet Leo...

    If you haven't had a chance to read this article about Leo yet - click here: http://www.expeditersonline.com/artman/publish/Expediting_-_Lifestyle.html Lawrence, Expediters Online.com Deja Moo: The feeling that you've heard this bull before. If you can smile when things go wrong, you have...
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    Live Chat Session Tonight: 1900 EDT

    I was wondering who would be interested in a Live Chat Session tonight at 1900 EDT tonight? Some topics could be: Fuel Prices & Fuel Surcharges Wi-Fi ...and anything that's on your mind. What do you think? http://www.expeditersonline.com/infochat/ Lawrence, Expediters Online.com Deja...
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    Worth Reading...

    Here is one of the many forwards I receive, I think it's worth reading... ATTORNEY'S ADVICE .. NO CHARGE Read this and make a copy for your files in case you need to refer to it someday. Maybe we should all take some of his advice! A corporate attorney sent the following out to the employees...
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    A Little Church Humor

    A Little Church Humor An elderly woman walked into the local country church. The friendly usher greeted her at the door and helped her up the flight of steps. "Where would you like to sit?" he asked politely. "The front row please." She answered. "You really don't want to do that," the...
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