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COMPUTER PROVERBS... * Home is where you hang your @. * The E-mail of the species is more deadly than the mail. * A journey of a thousand sites begins with a single click. * You can't teach a new mouse old clicks. * C: is the root of all directories. * Don't put all...

Let's see if I understand how the world works lately... If a man cuts his finger off while slicing salami at work, he blames the restaurant. If you smoke three packs a day for 40 years and die of lung cancer, your family blames the tobacco company. If your neighbor crashes into a tree...

SantaElfDriver, Since this is an annual tradition - I have moved this to the General Forum. Lawrence, Expediters Online.com Education is the best defense against the media. The Lord's Prayer is 66 words, the Gettysburg Address is 286 words, there are 1,322 words in the Declaration of...

. The cover features our very own - DaveKC's truck. We have just increased our distribution from 320 Truck Stops to 488. We added 100 Pilots, 60 Petros and 18 Loves. But you have to get them fast because they don't last long. If you want to make sure you receive it subscribe to it, currently...

Something strange is going on. By this time of December we generally have the "Expediter Santa" show up on our Forums and offer words of "Good Cheer" to all of us who have been nice and lumps of diesel coal to those who have been naughty. What gives? Is there really - no Expediter Santa...

Number One Idiot of 2004 I am a medical student currently doing a rotation in toxicology at the poison control center. Today, this woman called in very upset because she caught her little daughter eating ants. I quickly reassured her that the ants are not harmful and there would be no...

Wow. We are the on the threshold of a milestone. 2,000 registered EO Forum members. Tip-o-the-glass. Cheers! Lawrence, Expediters Online.com Education is the best defense against the media. The Lord's Prayer is 66 words, the Gettysburg Address is 286 words, there are 1,322 words in the...

Ok, I had to share this one - it's worth a laugh. Lawrence, Expediters Online.com Education is the best defense against the media. The Lord's Prayer is 66 words, the Gettysburg Address is 286 words, there are 1,322 words in the Declaration of Independence, but government regulations on the...

we invite everyone to come on in and say "Howdy" in real time. As always EO Moderators also moderate these sessions so be nice lest they report you to Saint Nick. http://www.expeditersonline.com/infochat/ Please post some topics that you would like to discuss. Lawrence, Expediters...

I thought this article gave good perspective on the US-Canadian relationship with the recent US elections..... http://www.cbc.ca/news/viewpoint/vp_uselection/velk_20041103.html Lawrence, Expediters Online.com Education is the best defense against the media. The Lord's Prayer is 66 words...

From my family to yours I wish you all a wonderful and warm Thanksgiving. I have few things that I'm thankful for this year... Good health, wonderful children, supportive wife and many of you that we have met over this year. Lawrence, Expediters Online.com PS If this Holiday finds you in a...

Guys and Gals out there in Expediter Land.... I had to meet a friend the other day in the heart of the Bluegrass. As I was southbound - I realized how incredibly fast everyone was traveling on I-75. Now, in my Suburban- you will generally find me in the hammer lane...but this day I took it easy...

For the latest in border crossing times please reference this page. It is updated every 10 minutes: http://www.expeditersonline.com/canada/canada.htm Lawrence, Expediters Online.com Education is the best defense against the media. The Lord's Prayer is 66 words, the Gettysburg Address is...

Well it took us almost six years...but we finally have added a much desired forum to our EO Open Forum line up. RobA has agreed to moderate this forum. Rob has a wealth of customs knowledge and he is also a Charter Member on this site. You don't have to be from Canada to post here. Any...

Three recent topics have been moved to the Truck Forum as they dealt with truck issues. Lawrence, Expediters Online.com Education is the best defense against the media. The Lord's Prayer is 66 words, the Gettysburg Address is 286 words, there are 1,322 words in the Declaration of...

Taken from an 1863 edition of an Arkansas Newspaper: HOW TO PROLONG LIFE- The difference between rising in the morning at 6 or 8 o’clock for forty years, amounts to 29,200 hours or 3 year, 121 days and 16 hours, being eight hours a day for ten years; so that by rising two hours earlier, ten...

Maybe? Not sure? Nahhhh..... http://www.expeditersonline.com/hotnews/hesgonnadie.jpg Lawrence, Expediters Online.com Education is the best defense against the media. The Lord's Prayer is 66 words, the Gettysburg Address is 286 words, there are 1,322 words in the Declaration of...

CAR COMPANY CONTRIBUTIONS TO 9/11 FUNDS 1. Ford - $1 million to American Red Cross matching employee contributions of the same number, plus 10 Excursions to NY Fire Dept. The company also offered ER response team services and office space to displaced government employees. 2. GM - $1...

1. Sag, you're It. 2. Hide and go pee. 3. 20 questions shouted into your good ear. 4. Kick the bucket. 5. Red Rover, Red Rover, the nurse says, "Bend Over." 6. Musical Recliners. 7. Simon Says something incoherent. 8. Pin the Toupee on the...

Worth the click... http://www.tyrantlizard.com/videos/newsreportfromIraq.wmv Lawrence, Expediters Online.com Education is the best defense against the media. The Lord's Prayer is 66 words, the Gettysburg Address is 286 words, there are 1,322 words in the Declaration of Independence, but...