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  1. Lawrence

    The Best Food In Indiana

    Ok, here is the best TexMex in Indiana - they have been in the same location for 35 years! People come in from as far aways as Minneapolis - just for the Chimmys...
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    Possible Solution For Cargo Van A/C

    I saw this press release about this new and innovative A/C for small trucks. This may be a good solution for cargo van A/C: http://www.expeditersonline.com/artman/publish/article_002663.html Lawrence, Expediters Online.com Deja Moo: The feeling that you've heard this bull before. If you...
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    Is This Not True?

    Okay, I was wondering why this cartoon received such a low rating. I think this is 100% true. What about you? I know it's just a "cartoon" - but I think it's an actual reflection of what happens to many expediters. Please give this cartoon a fair rating if you think it deserves one...
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    Absolutely Hilarious!

    These are from a book called Disorder in the American Courts, and are things people actually said in court, word for word, taken down and now published by court reporters who had the torment of staying calm while these exchanges were actually taking place. Q: Are you sexually active? A: No...
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    According to Jeff Foxworthy

    You're Not A. Kid Anymore! According to Jeff Foxworthy, you're not a kid anymore WHEN... You quit trying to hold in your stomach,no matter who walks into the room. You enjoy watching the News. The phone rings and you hope its not for you. The only reason you're still awake at 4 AM is...
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    It's Long - But Worth Reading

    Remember the guy who got on a plane with a bomb built into his shoe and tried to light it? Did you know his trial is over? Did you know he was sentenced? Did you see/hear any of the judge's comments on TV/Radio? Didn't think so. Everyone should hear what the judge had to say. Ruling by Judge...
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    Betcha Didn't Know...

    Doctors: (A) The number of physicians in the U.S. is 700,000. (B) Accidental deaths caused by Physicians per year is 120,000. (C) Accidental deaths per physician are 0.171. Statistics courtesy of U.S. Dept. of Health Human Services. *************************************************** Guns...
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    This is too true...

    This new EO cartoon is way too true... http://www.expeditersonline.com/cgi-bin/ImageFolio3/imageFolio.cgi?action=view&link=Expediter_Cartoons&image=longest-layover.jpg&img=&tt= Lawrence, Expediters Online.com Education is the best defense against the media. The Lord's Prayer is 66 words...
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    You Should See This...

    I missed seeing this at the Super-Bowl. It's awesome and I would like to share this with the EO Community.... http://www.expeditersonline.com/hotnews/quietcommercial.wmv Lawrence, Expediters Online.com Education is the best defense against the media. The Lord's Prayer is 66 words, the...
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    Farewell to a True Expediter

    With sadness we received news of the sudden passing of long-time Expediter, friend and loyal supporter of EO - Arlin Randy King known to many of us on the road as Pa and his wife Ma (Jo). He had a long history in this business, almost unheard of these days going back to 1987. He was pushing...
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    Cool Expediter Desktop Image

    Download this image to your desktop, to set it as your desktop image, right click on image and choose Set As Background. http://www.expeditersonline.com/hotnews/EO-DESKTOP.jpg Lawrence, Expediters Online.com Education is the best defense against the media. The Lord's Prayer is 66 words...
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    Not Politically Correct!

    With the high rate of attacks on women in secluded parking lots, especially during evening hours, the Minneapolis City Council has established a "Women Only" parking lot at the Mall of America. Even the parking lot attendants are exclusively female, so that a comfortable and safe environment is...
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    Top 10 Dog peeves about humans

    Top 10 Dog peeves about humans 1. Blaming your farts on me... not funny... not funny at all! 2. Yelling at me for barking ... I'M A FRIGGIN' DOG! 3. Taking me for a walk, then not letting me check stuff out. Exactly whose walk is this anyway? 4. Any trick that involves balancing food on...
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    Happy Easter...

    Worth a click... http://media.euniverse.com/funpages/cms_content/2461/flyin_egg_fight.swf Lawrence, Expediters Online.com Education is the best defense against the media. The Lord's Prayer is 66 words, the Gettysburg Address is 286 words, there are 1,322 words in the Declaration of...
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    Mr. Expediter....

    Well, we just like to give everyone an extended warm to welcome to our Knoxville workshop on Monday 2/21. These events always turn into great sessions with meeting new and old friends alike - not to mention I understand we will have "mountains of good food". Last I heard we are just about at...
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    Chicagoland Layover

    Ok, if you are in the Windy and want to taste authentic "Chicago Style Hotdogs" you have to visit Portillos. http://www.portillos.com/portillos/look/ Good food and they are everywhere. Lawrence, Expediters Online.com Education is the best defense against the media. The Lord's Prayer is...
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    Don't Lose Your Posting Privileges

    Posting on Expediters Online.com is a privilege. To the point, if any member continues the flaming, attacks on other members or general disruptive behavior your account will be closed without notice. Period. [/h3] Lawrence, Expediters Online.com Education is the best defense against the...
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    Christian One Liners

    Don't let your worries get the best of you. Remember, Moses started out as a basket case" Some people are kind, polite, and sweet-spirited - until you try to sit in their pews. Many folks want to serve God, but only as advisers It is easier to preach ten sermons than it is to live one. The...
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    Breaking the sound barrier

    Read the explanation, then see a static photo at bottom left, and wait for the MPEG motion picture to form on the bottom right -- may take a little time. No audio. http://home.swbell.net/weaversc/jet.html Lawrence, Expediters Online.com Education is the best defense against the media...
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    How Things Have Changed...

    Been Around - But Worth the Trip... GRANDMA - TRUE PERSPECTIVE... One evening, a grandson was talking to his grandmother about current events. The grandson asked his grandmother what she thought about the shootings at schools, the computer age, and just things in general. The Grandma...
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