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If you are going to be in Knoxville on Wednesday - stop by our EO Workshop. We will be there from 5:00 pm - 9:30 pm. You are invited. Read more here:[link:www.expeditersonline.com/artman/publish/expediter-workshops-knoxville.html|Click Here!] Lawrence, Expediters Online.com T.V. - Why do...

Well after many years - Canada has finally come to its senses and voted in the Conservative Party. We should start to see a slow - but sure mending of fences with the US over several trade and border issues. http://www.cbc.ca/story/canadavotes2006/national/2006/01/24/harperpriorities060124.html...

Lawrence, Expediters Online.com T.V. - Why do you think they call it programming? No, YOU suck. - the mean people "Americans are benevolently ignorant about Canada, while Canadians are malevolently well informed about the United States." - J. Bartlett Brebner Te audire no possum. Musa...

In September 1960, I woke up one morning with six hungry babies and just 75 cents in my pocket. Their father was gone. The boys ranged from three months to seven years; their sister was two. Their Dad had never been much more than a presence they feared. Whenever they heard his tires crunch...

Check out the new EO Cartoons - rate them for us! http://www.expeditersonline.com/cgi-bin/ImageFolio3/imageFolio.cgi?direct=Expediter_Cartoons Lawrence, Expediters Online.com Sacred cows make the best burgers "So tell me, are those cookies made with real Girl Scouts?" Sometimes the...

For My Democrat Friends: "Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit, my best wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low-stress, non-addictive, gender-neutral celebration of the winter solstice holiday, practiced within the most enjoyable traditions of the...

http://artdept.com.au/psp_robrow/pics/wreath.jpg A Christmas Note to You… I hope everyone reading this forum has made it back "to the house" for Christmas. Without a doubt a truck stop is a lonely place for the holidays. I want to thank each and every one of you for participating in our...

Users of instant messaging systems MSN, AIM, ICQ, and Yahoo could get smacked with a worm that entices people to click on a link to Santa Claus. This gift is one you'll wish you'd never opened. The IM.GiftCom.All worm arriving by those IM systems or over Windows Messenger appears to be a URL...

This Virus Alert is very real and spreading like wildfire on unprotected computers. DO NOT open any e-mail that says the following: Your IP was logged You visited illegal websites Your Password Registration Confirmation smtp mail failed Mail delivery failed hi, ive a new mail address...

If you call a business and hate to "Press 1" or "Press 2" visit this web page: http://www.paulenglish.com/ivr/ Lawrence, Expediters Online.com Sacred cows make the best burgers "So tell me, are those cookies made with real Girl Scouts?" Sometimes the squeaky wheel doesn't get the grease...

Okay, here is one of our better ones...rate it. [link:www.expeditersonline.com/cgi-bin/ImageFolio3/imageFolio.cgi?action=view&link=Expediter_Cartoons&image=i-can-haul-a-whole-skid.jpg&img=&tt=|Click Here] Lawrence, Expediters Online.com Sacred cows make the best burgers "So tell me, are...

My first job was working in an orange juice factory, but I got canned ... couldn't concentrate. Then I worked in the woods as a lumberjack, but I just couldn't hack it, so they gave me the ax. After that I tried to be a tailor, but I just wasn't suited for it --mainly because it was a sew-sew...

**Expediters Welcomed** If you are laying over in Florence, KY and would like to visit the EO offices - come on by. Call 859-746-2046 for more information. Lawrence, Expediters Online.com Sacred cows make the best burgers "So tell me, are those cookies made with real Girl Scouts?"...

It's coming... :) Lawrence, Expediters Online.com Sacred cows make the best burgers "So tell me, are those cookies made with real Girl Scouts?" Sometimes the squeaky wheel doesn't get the grease, it just gets replaced You can't tell a book by its movie...

Just a quick & informal survey to see if our fulfillment service is doing their job. If you subscribe to [link:expeditersonline.com/eonow/index.html|Expedite NOW] magazine with home delivery - have you received Issue 2 Volume 5 yet? If so when and what state do you live in? Thanks! Lawrence...

1. Ever wonder about those people who spend $2.00 apiece on those little bottles of Evian water? Try spelling 'Evian' backwards: Naive *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* 2. Isn't making a smoking section in a restaurant like making a peeing section in a swimming pool? (My sentiments exactly)...

IDIOTS IN THE NEIGHBORHOOD: I live in a semi-rural area. We recently had a new neighbor call the local township administrative office to request the removal of the Deer Crossing sign on our road. The reason: "too many deer were being hit by cars" and he didn't want them to cross there anymore...

On Wednesday September 14, 2005 in Atlanta, Georgia we will be conducting our 5th Workshop of the year. Come on by - in addition to the speakers we will also have soft drinks and refreshments will be served. http://www.expeditersonline.com/sub/workshops/ Lawrence, Expediters Online.com...

There has been some "bad blood" the last few years with our friends from the North, maybe this is the effort to start the healing process. What is of particular interest is that Eastern Canada feels a “kinship” to the Acadians in Gulf Region and have really stepped up to the plate with heart...

FYI, we are getting several reports here at EO that there are several fuel/truck stops have run out of diesel. What are you encountering on the road? Lawrence, Expediters Online.com Sacred cows make the best burgers "So tell me, are those cookies made with real Girl Scouts?" Sometimes the...