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  1. Lawrence

    Music Tunes

    What station/music do you listen to when rolling down the road? Lawrence, Expediters Online.com Music soothes the savage beast - unless it's polka. Going to church makes you a Christian about as much as standing in the garage makes you a car You can build a man a fire and keep him warm for...
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    LAPTOP USERS

    Curious - How many Laptop users do we have? What brand and why did you choose it? Price? Name? Also, do you use it on the road? Lawrence, Expediters Online.com Music soothes the savage beast - unless it's polka. Going to church makes you a Christian about as much as standing in the garage...
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    The Internet - You Got To Love It.

    Sometime you have to wonder if people have anything better to do with their time... Sometime during the late night hours and early this morning we have had a few hack attempts that have tried to compromise our software. It has come through the last 4 or 5 registered users. We are in the...
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    Welcome To The Jungle

    WHO DEY? Not the Steelers. Read it and weep boys. Lawrence, Expediters Online.com Music soothes the savage beast - unless it's polka. Going to church makes you a Christian about as much as standing in the garage makes you a car You can build a man a fire and keep him warm for a day or...
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    OPW Post Moved...

    I have moved the OPW to the Web Site Support Forum. Have an opinion on it? Please post it. Lawrence, Expediters Online.com Music soothes the savage beast - unless it's polka. Going to church makes you a Christian about as much as standing in the garage makes you a car You can build a man...
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    One Post Wonders

    Okay, EO community - am I seeing something wrong here? A mega pet peeve of mine is what I call "One Post Wonders" or OPW’s. :) They come to the site for their very first time, generally make one or two fiery posts about their situation - whether it was a bad company report, bad truck or...
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    UPS Recruiting Post Moved

    The UPS Expedite Recruiting Post has been moved to a more appropriate forum - "Ask The Recruiter". Lawrence, Expediters Online.com T.V. - Why do you think they call it programming? No, YOU suck. - the mean people "Americans are benevolently ignorant about Canada, while Canadians are...
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    Just One Question...

    WHO DEY? http://i.cnn.net/si/2003/magazine/08/25/bengals/p1_bengals.jpg Lawrence, Expediters Online.com T.V. - Why do you think they call it programming? No, YOU suck. - the mean people "Americans are benevolently ignorant about Canada, while Canadians are malevolently well informed about...
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    New Tire Concepts

    Interesting read... Radical new tire design by Michelin. The next generation of tires. They had a pair at the Philadelphia car show. These tires are airless and are scheduled to be out on the market very soon. The bad news for law enforcement is that spike strips will not work on these...
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    World Politics Made Easy

    DEMOCRATIC You have two cows. Your neighbor has none. You feel guilty for being successful. Barbara Streisand sings for you. REPUBLICANISM You have two cows. Your neighbor has none. So? SOCIALIST You have two cows. The government takes one and gives it to your neighbor. You form a...
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    Hollywood Squares

    If you remember the Original Hollywood Squares and its comics, this may bring a tear to your eyes. These great questions and answers are from the days when "Hollywood Squares" game show responses were spontaneous and clever -- not scripted and (often) dull, as they are now. Peter Marshall...
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    Have You Heard Expediter News Break?

    Have you heard our radio program? It's our radio show and it can be heard coast to coast on XM Satellite Radio! And it’s 100% EXPEDITE TRUCKING! You don’t have an XM Radio or you missed the show? No problem - You can listen to it on the web – just visit the site and "Click here to...
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    Site Outage

    Our Server Admin was upgrading our operating system at around 4:30 am EDT today when he turned off HTTP of all our sites to make a few patch updates. Turning off HTTP makes it very difficult to find our sites –on the WWW. Hence, we were offline for a few hours. He has now made a note to...
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    Pop-up Blocker

    Question - do you NOT use a pop-up blocker? Lawrence, Expediters Online.com T.V. - Why do you think they call it programming? No, YOU suck. - the mean people "Americans are benevolently ignorant about Canada, while Canadians are malevolently well informed about the United States." - J...
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    More Groaners

    * A pessimist's blood type is always B-negative. * A Freudian slip is when you say one thing but mean your mother. * Shotgun wedding: A case of wife or death. * I used to work in a blanket factory, but it folded. * Marriage is the mourning after the knot before. * A hangover is the wrath...
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    Expedite Expo 50 Things to do at Expedite Expo 2006

    Meet old friends Join OOIDA Win $1000 Cash Check out cool Expediter Trucks See the “Trick My Truck†Crew Upgrade your CB radio Save money on insurance Make new friends Try new Truck Seats Buy a New XM Satellite Radio Meet other Expediters Jam to Joey Holliday Meet Dreamer Lease...
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    Hit Any Key!

    Help. My PC froze up - it says to hit the any button but I can't find it. I see F1 all the way to F12 - just no any button. :P Lawrence, Expediters Online.com T.V. - Why do you think they call it programming? No, YOU suck. - the mean people "Americans are benevolently ignorant about...
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    Pulp Fiction Fuzzy Cuddly Bunnies

    This is GREAT if you are a Pulp Fiction Fan! http://www.angryalien.com/0605/pulpfictionbuns.asp Lawrence, Expediters Online.com T.V. - Why do you think they call it programming? No, YOU suck. - the mean people "Americans are benevolently ignorant about Canada, while Canadians are...
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    Hotels For Expo

    Okay, it looks live we have sold out several hotels in the area. Here are some other options: http://www.wilmingtoninn.com ($60) Jefferson, Ohio Hotels Jeffersonville Hotels I-71 Exit 65: Amerihost Inn-South - 740-948-2104 Amerihost Inn-North - 740-426-6400 * Hampton Inn - 740-948-9499...
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    Demonic Bunny

    This is worth the click, turn on your speakers and enjoy. http://www.angryalien.com/0204/exorcistbunnies.html Lawrence, Expediters Online.com T.V. - Why do you think they call it programming? No, YOU suck. - the mean people "Americans are benevolently ignorant about Canada, while...
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