Criminal spitballing

Brisco

Expert Expediter
Holy Crap......

If that school district considers small, hollow pellets akin to plastic spitwads a criminal assault and possession of a weapon, then I am clearly GUILTY of possessing Weapons of Mass Destruction and Felonious Assault when I was in Jr High with our Rubber Band/Paper Clip wars we had times!!
 

paullud

Veteran Expediter
Holy Crap......

If that school district considers small, hollow pellets akin to plastic spitwads a criminal assault and possession of a weapon, then I am clearly GUILTY of possessing Weapons of Mass Destruction and Felonious Assault when I was in Jr High with our Rubber Band/Paper Clip wars we had times!!

We used to use an empty pen tube as a barrel with a rubber band taped around the end and a paper clip that was inside the pen tube as the rod to shot carpet tacs at each other. It wasn't very smart but no one ever got seriously hurt.

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layoutshooter

Veteran Expediter
Retired Expediter
We USED to the the 'Land of the Free and the home of the Brave" We are, thanks to government interference, rapidly becoming the 'land of the controlled wimps'. l
 

chefdennis

Veteran Expediter
I have no idea how most of us survived school..all the stuff that we did that is now outlawed and criminal now..its just insane...
 

layoutshooter

Veteran Expediter
Retired Expediter
I have no idea how most of us survived school..all the stuff that we did that is now outlawed and criminal now..its just insane...

Insane is one word for it. Dastardly is how I would describe it. Turning boys into wimps is NOT a good idea, unless you are out to rule them. Act like a normal boy these days and you are likely to be drugged.
 

Brisco

Expert Expediter
We used to use an empty pen tube as a barrel with a rubber band taped around the end and a paper clip that was inside the pen tube as the rod to shot carpet tacs at each other. It wasn't very smart but no one ever got seriously hurt.

And.....when one of those carpet tacs managed to leave a little bloody wound on someones cheek, they'd just wipe it off with the sleeve of their shirt, laugh about it, and aimed for the space between your eyes to wound you back.

Today.....a trickle of blood appears....SWAT is called out to take control of bloody situation at school. Kid is forced to go to hospital....after 12 hours of observations and tests...a band aid is finally put on wound. Parents call 7 Attorneys looking to file a suit for compensation for their pain and suffering....and so on....and so on....and so on......
 

witness23

Veteran Expediter
And what you have just witnessed ladies and gentleman is what I call......

Nostalgia/Apocolyptic Syndrome, NAS for short. ;)
 
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