Old Boogers Are Mighty Appetizing
Our Biggest American Mistake Awaits
Obviously Bouncing Around Muslim Accusations
Overly Boastful About Minor Accomplishments
Oddly Bitter About Middle America
Obliterated By American Made Artillery
Oppose Bush And McCain's Arrogance
Oprah Boosted A Marxist Advocate
Oh Boy A Massacre Awaits
Off Base And Markedly Aberrant
Occidental Boeotian Active Monkey Award
Overrated Blundering Activist Menacing America
Organizing Bureaucracy Against Middle America
Obnoxious Buffoon Annoying Most Americans
One Big Accident Many Accomplices
Occupant Becomes Almighty Mohamed Allah
One Billion Annually Misappropriatedly Appropriated
And for the Obama lovers out there
Obviously Better And More Awesome
Our Best Alternative Miraculously Appears
Obviously Better At Managing America
Couple for the Shooter
Overtly Bringing Abortionists More Activity
Oh Boy, A Marxist America!
And one just for Chef
Obviously Barry's A Muslim American