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I have not been on here for a long time, and just want to state that I am still alive. I have been running very hard, and been busy. The economic downturn finally caught me, and I am sitting and waiting like so many others. I don't have to be first in line as long as I am next. :cool:

I just found a picture of Moot when he was much younger. Hope he doesn't mind me posting it.

maybe it's the beard

A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a beer and a mop... A neutron walks into a bar and orders a drink. Bartender serves him and says it's on the house. Neutron says really. Bartender says for you, no charge. A neutrino walks through a bar...

I am changing carriers. Many have posted in here saying I should do just that. So if it does not work out, it is all your fault. I expect everyone who encouraged me to do this to take up a collection for me if it does not workl :D Especially since I was not able to make my own decisions, and...

I just want to say, I have met a lot of van and Sprinter expediters in the last 2 weeks, and none of them were famous :D ie EO folks. Well, at least you guys and gals are famous to me. Almost every one of them have been very friendly. I have enjoyed trading looks inside our mobile...

bad joke tried to delete it.

*Electile Dysfunction* the inability to become aroused over any of the choices for President put forth by either party in the 2008 election year.

A Japanese company ( Toyota ) and an American company (General Motors) decided to have a canoe race on the Missouri River . Both teams practiced long and hard to reach their peak performance before the race. On the big day, the Japanese won by a mile. The Americans, very discouraged and...

Will move stuff for money.:D

THE "TWO-COW EXPLANATION" OF WHAT MAKES... A CHRISTIAN: You have two cows. You keep one and give one to your neighbor. A SOCIALIST: You have two cows. The government takes one and gives it to your neighbor. A REPUBLICAN: You have two cows. Your neighbor has none. So what? A DEMOCRAT: You...

JAMES (age 4) was listening to a Bible story. His dad read: "The man named Lot was warned to take his wife and flee out of the city but his wife looked back and was turned to salt Concerned, James asked: "What happened to the flea?"

I am watching Fox news, and at this very moment, several trucks are surrounding the capital building in Washington, protesting the cost of diesel fuel. The footage they showed was mostly gravel haulers.

I have figured out a sure way to get a load. 1. Go to the thread called I am here. 2. Find out where I am. 3. Go somewhere else. This has worked for me twice now, so it may be a fluke(s). p.s. I posted this in loading dock, because this is where the jokes go. Still, it seems to me it...

Follow the link posted by Turtle. It is more interesting than what I posted here. Yasir Arafat, Ringo Starr, same person? You be the judge.

Where is every one. Where are you today? I am waiting for a load in Elkton, MD. I think this should be a good spot to get a load. Of course I thought Charlotte was. :D I hope to meet some of the people who post on EO out here. Nice to have a face to go with the posts. I am in a white (how...

How do you get off a plane on a non-stop flight? Just wondering.

If I lived here, I would be home now. I hear from everyone I talk to that Charlotte area is a good place to get a load out of. It is hard for me to tell that as I have been here twice now, and sat for 3 days the first time, and working on 4 this time. Ok the whining portion of this post is...

I read some posts a few days ago about some kind of wipe or towel sold at Walmart and some drug stores that is much better at cleaning than the baby wipes I use. I mean cleaning my body btw. Also something about waterless shampoo. I have tried for about two hours of searching here to find...