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Gator, open up MS Paint, crank up some music and see what happens. I especially like the spray paint feature. Or, if you are like me and I know I am, you can always post stupid stuff on E.O.

Raise my rent and tickle my funny bone. Mike you're sick, but thanks for the early morning laugh.

Pictured below is Gwen getting measurements from a client for our new line of fur lined lingerie - ARCTIC NIGHTS. We guarantee you can set your thermostat back 3 to 5 degrees while wearing ARCTIC NIGHTS thus saving energy and qualifying you for a carbon credit and a coupon for an Al Gore Freeze...

Packmule, did you have any problems with ice where you were? Or was there a ready supply to keep your drink properly chilled? Welcome Back!

RE: IFTA million dollars kentucky removed the toll from whatever that road is that runs from south of Evansville to Bowling Green. I almost drove off the road when I read the sign that the tolls were lifted.

Cute indeed! Now image Andrew and his friends draped over your shoulder on a cold winter night.

Sometimes Chadette talks to me.

This is Andrew, one of my 17 chinchillas.

Pappy is that your add for the toilet that flushes up? If so can I run my add for Teflon Ceiling Tiles next to it?

I answered an ad in the back of a magazine proclaiming "RAISE CHINCHILLAS FOR FUN AND PROFIT". I found chinchilla raising to be just that; fun and profitable. I have installed a chinchilla pen under the bed in my van. I have 18 chinchillas, actually 17 now. One got away at a truck stop and...

I think the driver should buy a new seat or at the very least have it professionally cleaned.

I have heard horror stories about I-44 between Springfield and Oklahoma City. I'm happy to be where I am.

I shut down Saturday night in a rest area south of Cedar Rapids because of freezing rain. It let up and the salt trucks were out about 3 hours later. I hit the road again and made it about 70 miles and decided to call it a night and went to bed. More freezing rain Sunday morning north of...

I have delivered about 50-60 loads to Winnipeg and points west. Once I got a load back to the States and once I got a load at the border, Pembina, ND. With my former carrier it was automatic deadhead pay back to Minneapolis. With Panther I have to ask for a bonus up front to cover gas back to...

Amen Brother Arkjar! And while we are on the subject of Christians, I am still waiting for reparations from the Italians (Romans) for what they did to my ancestors. And how about a lawsuit against Native Americans for getting white Europeans hooked on tobacco.

Thanks for the beautiful photographs Mike. As I told you the Golden Gate Bridge with the gulls was my favorite. Now it is a toss up between that and the Santa Rosa sunrise.

Turtle you are such a fungi.

>I saw him coming at me, and wondered >when he was going to turn away...and fly another day. Never more, never more.

I find that artificial tears works better than Visine. Never under any circumstance should you substitute a nasal spray for artificial tears. Also during the winter I try to keep the heat coming out the floor vents rather than the dash vents or defroster. Except tonight when I hit freeing rain...

Greg, how did you log Cincinnati to southern California in less than 48 hours? Did you pick up a co-driver?