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Years ago a friend of mine worked at a printed circuit board plant. His job was to gold plate the circuit boards. Occasionally he would gold plate some quarters. These special quarters were used for tips when we would go out for coffee. Every cute waitress got a "goldie".

28% profit, nice piece of change! Who paid the rigging company to load it? Was this an OD load? Escort service? What about the other end? Or do you just line up the truck.

I'm through with raising chinchillas. I am giving them away as Christmas presents. Wrapped and boxed the last one this afternoon. I will be concentrating on selling Grit newspapers and expediting.

you might be a moron if... You raise chinchillas for fun and profit.

yea!

Mike, I have some time on my hands. So if you need someone to break in your new ride, just let me know.

You might be a moron if...

I made a sign for one customer. Never got any repeat business.

I installed the new compact florescent headlights on my van. The beam was wide and unfocused, long start up time in cold weather and they did not hold up well in a moving vehicle. 30 miles later I replaced them with traditional halogen incandescent headlights. Instead of banning the bulb we...

Maybe he can hook-up with Betty crocker. She has been undergoing makeovers for years.

This morning's fog and hoarfrost.

> Wow - 23 already! Just 843,610 to go, for that fur coat!:P Yes and even less for our Arctic Nights lingerie. I have come to realize I can't kill these cute little critters for their fur. So I have decided to get out of the chinchilla raising business. I will be devoting all of my time to...

My mistake! I took that photo several weeks ago. It is actually Lenny and Georgette. And they ain't playing leap frog. They're doing the procreation polka. This morning I awoke to six new little chinchillas, bringing the grand total to 23.

RE: Whats the stupidest thing you have done this y When I try and remember the stupid things I have done this past year all that comes to mind is all the stupid things I haven't done this year but have done in the past. Like: walk into a womens restroom. Did that twice in one week. The...

Years ago I had a guy on a fork lift unload a company trailer and not once, not twice, but three times he put the mast through the trailer roof. After the first time I went to find a supervisor to document the damage. By the time we got back there was a second hole in the roof. The supervisor...

Lyla, all grown up.

Below is a picture of two of my chinchillas, Benito and George playing leap frog.

Ark, you done good! Send me your hat size and I will see about making you a genuine chinchilla fur mortarboard for graduation. I also have noticed a vast improvement in your posts. Keep at it and hang in there. It gets easier after the first year.

Not much mention of how an armed and trained person may have prevented more deaths at the second Colorado church shooting. Apparently the ex-Minneapolis cop didn't kill the shooter but she did wound him. This may be why he did the suicide thing then and there instead of killing more people...

The macro of the spider's face is wild! He looks kinda cute. Not as cute as a chinchilla, but cute.