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November 1, 2000 or 2001: I-35 SB, MM 34, Iowa. Just after midnight, light rain, 67 mph (my former cruising speed) I never saw the deer until I hit it. Don't know if it came from the right shoulder or the median. Took out the front bumper, left steer tire, left fender, hood, headlight and...

Didn't you post that joke a couple of years ago, resulting in the Immaculate Deletion? Got any butterhead jokes?

I cut a piece of ¼" galvanized hardware cloth to size and secure it to the back side of the grill with cable ties. This protects the radiator from rocks and bugs and is easy to clean.

I live in a state that has several large flammable statue things. 2 Paul Bunyan, 3 Babe The Blue Ox, several Walleye and of course the giant eel pout statue. I've seen them all, even the world's largest twine ball. I have never stopped to worship at the alter of these freak icons. To me...

Salt-free bacon will probably have the snot irridated out of it, along with the salt. Hormel makes Spam Lite. That's as ridiculous as lite beer and lite cigarettes. What's next, Soylent Green Lite™? When they come for my regular Soylent Green™ they will have to pry my cold dead fingers from it.

How many of those 125 are roaming around in a van? Ed Gein wasn't a serial killer, but he did live on an isolated farm. Your shorts could qualify as a clown suit. How big are your feet? 3 points for you.

John Wayne Gacy was a clown. Jeffery Dahmer and Ed Gein weren't clowns but did dabble in rendering. I'm pretty sure none of the 3 were ever involved in expediting.

Michael O'Donoghue had a regular piece; "Underwear For The Deaf" in the National Lampoon Magazine during the 1970's. Maybe you can find some old copies on E-bay to help you with your problem.

Hey what about me! I'm still around. I was home for Memorial Day weekend. I got a load out Tuesday afternoon and ended up in Fargo, ya, this afternoon. 1501 paid miles for the week and I am at home once again, you betcha!

I play solitaire and Pantherville on my computer.

September 11, 1945: Grand Rapids, Michigan is the first city in the world to add fluoride to drinking water. September 11, 1970: Ford Motor Company introduces the Pinto. September 11, 2001: New York City and Washington, D.C. are attacked. September 11, 2008: Berkeley, California; four...

Somebody has got to do it!

The I-35W bridge was built and allegedly maintained by the State of Minnesota. The Greg and Joe Bridge? Probably want to exclude "Layout Shooter" from the name for obvious reasons. Reminds me of the old St. Francisville toll bridge across the Des Moines River at the Missouri/Iowa state line...

Skip the PM and send an e-mail direct to Doctor Jack. Not only will he explain youth in Asia, he will give a free home demonstration. He may even regale you with a tale about the many foreign exchange students from China and Japan that he has sponsored.

Gary is still with us. He posts under other names.

Is the Cryoport similar to the Pallet Reefer? Cold shoulder to Pallet Reefer

Hazmat topics: Should bat droppings (1001 lbs. or more) be considered a hazardous material. All novice debaters when compared to you, the master.

If Greg is parked in Mudville he ain't gonna find no Joy. Yes it is and let's keep it that way!

Once again, please convey my apologies to Bob for besmirching his lineage. I believe on another occasion I accused him of being a St. Bernard. Even Bob would have to admit to the subtle similarities between his breed and the Queen. Maybe it's the veil and crown.

Long live the Queen! Um, I mean long live the Queen's legacy! Did this portrait inspire the designer of Mack's legendary hood ornament?