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  1. Turtle

    Paterno should be canned.

    Possibly, but I'm not one of them. Of all the people involved in this, from the president to the campus police to the DA's office to the grad assistant, to Sandusky (y'all remember Sandusky don't you? - he's the one who molested those children) Paterno is far and away the least culpable of all...
  2. Turtle

    "Have You Ever Been Stopped By A Policeman Who's An Idiot? He's An IDIOT!"

    You can defend bad writing if you like. I won't.
  3. Turtle

    Maximum amount of dead miles

    That's like asking someone, "What's the maximum number of times you will pee in a year?" The answer of course, is, however many it takes. I take the odometer reading on January 1, and subtract that from the odometer reading on December 31. That's the total miles I've driven for the year. From...
  4. Turtle

    Placard.....

    I have a feeling where the, "to provide placards for the product they ship over 1,000 pounds," came from, but while technically a correct statement within the limited context, it implies shippers do not have to supply placards for HAZMAT weighing less than 1000 pounds. They do. For example, 7...
  5. Turtle

    And now for something completely different

    Remember that "Best Shower on the Interstate" promotion they did a while back? What they need to do is run a "Worst Shower on the Interstate" and then fix the ones at the bottom of the list. That's actually a better promotion if you think about it.
  6. Turtle

    Paterno should be canned.

    I think somebody here always got picked last. Unless there was a kid in a wheelchair in the line.
  7. Turtle

    anyone ask what load is paying, 1st?

    Just because you have never felt you were deceived, doesn't mean you weren't deceived, much less mean that others haven't been deceived. If I recount the deceptions I've experienced at Load 1 would you call me way out of line, too, simply because you haven't experienced them? I'm currently in...
  8. Turtle

    "Have You Ever Been Stopped By A Policeman Who's An Idiot? He's An IDIOT!"

    I'm aware of that, but thee types of Blog posts are usually about some kind of scandal or another, or some kind of shocking revelation about the political figure, or something else of substance they wish to relate to the point they are trying to make. There's none of that here. I did not realize...
  9. Turtle

    Mississippi voters reject life at conception amendment

    Astronauts and divers under the water are going to a place where they are not naturally supposed to be. And the baby is...... no different? Got it. Ironic, though, that men do spend the first nine months inside the womb, and the rest of their lives trying to get back in. I don't think the...
  10. Turtle

    Paterno should be canned.

    OK. Good tip. So in the future, I will be vigilant to report to the police suspected abuse, even if I do not suspect that it occurred. Got it.
  11. Turtle

    "Have You Ever Been Stopped By A Policeman Who's An Idiot? He's An IDIOT!"

    Wow. There's no scandal here, there's no revelations here, there's no nothing here, other than a Caine Mutiny-esque strawberries and ball bearings rambling deflection of a pro-union, quite likely of the state, employee, which results in an awful lot of writing and YouTubeing just to say, "On...
  12. Turtle

    The Cain Mutiny

    I find it very hard to believe that you have never had any unwanted sexual advances towards you. I mean, uhm, like, you're one hot little puppy, Babe. <wink, wink>
  13. Turtle

    Give The People The Right To...

    Oh, I do. It's just that I'm also "offering silly commentary as well". :D
  14. Turtle

    Paterno should be canned.

    Deep Thoughts, by Turtle. It is what it is and it isn't what it isn't because it is what it is. Seems pretty simple to me. :D
  15. Turtle

    The Cain Mutiny

    Ah, Gloria Allred. Truth, Justice and the American Way, she is. Back in April Gloria appeared at a press conference with the family of a guy named Justin Quinn, who was allegedly threatened at a San Francisco Giants game by Roger McDowell, an Atlanta Braves coach. Quinn was deeply offended...
  16. Turtle

    Paterno should be canned.

    the first thing that comes to mind here is how interesting it is that so many people want Paterno's head on a pike, despite him not being suspected of having touched a single child, of not being suspected of knowing and enabling his coach to molest children, and in spite him doing precisely what...
  17. Turtle

    Paterno should be canned.

    "What if the person that told you was very well known to you and someone that you trusted?" I had hoped that the "...even if I think it's not true?" part would have already answered that question. If I knew and trusted them to the point where I would accept what they said at face value as the...
  18. Turtle

    Question on yearly net income.

    People can break it up into whatever chunks they like. I just go with monthly fixed expenses which cannot be altered, and then divide it up after that into wherever I want to put it. Sometimes more than a third goes for the truck, sometimes a lot less. Sometimes I get more than a third...
  19. Turtle

    Russia warns against Iran attack

    While Iran may very well be a threat to Israel at this time, they are certainly not a threat to us at this time. Iran already has the capability to make a dirty bomb. Several of them. Every country with a nuclear power plant can make a dirty bomb. Mexico can. So can Canada. I suppose, using the...
  20. Turtle

    The Cain Mutiny

    What's the difference between sexual harassment and flirting? Whether or not she thinks you're cute.
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