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    Teacher fired for giving Bible to student

    How, Chief! Me-um no god. Me-um turtle. Something wrong with Kosher Horse. Horse say you heap big silly. Sitting Bulldozer agree.
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    Teacher fired for giving Bible to student

    Just the opposite. They're (I'm assuming that's what you meant to say) worthy precisely because you don't believe it, simply by virtue that many people do, so it's imperative that you are at least aware of it and understand it. Otherwise, you are forming opinions about people and what motivates...
  3. Turtle

    Teacher fired for giving Bible to student

    Hence the term... "extremists."
  4. Turtle

    Teacher fired for giving Bible to student

    Then they're not reading the Bible. <snort> Thereare plenty of extremists on both sides, Christians and atheists.
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    Teacher fired for giving Bible to student

    Same reason believers have little tolerance for non-believers.
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    Baby butchers admitting prenatal infantacide kills a baby

    He's got his own special definitions for most words. I'm sure it means whatever he thinks it means.
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    Baby butchers admitting prenatal infantacide kills a baby

    No, non-scripture allegory is always allegory. It doesn't magically (or Divinely) become literal depending on what you want it to say.
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    Teacher fired for giving Bible to student

    Not really. They're both the result of religious fervor substantiated only by pure belief and junk science which allows varied, fluid and creative interpretations of events.
  9. Turtle

    Teacher fired for giving Bible to student

    If you call someone another name, pathetic grammar and punctuation notwithstanding, your 15th round bell is gonna ding and you'll be done.
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    Teacher fired for giving Bible to student

    Religious texts are worthy of study in order to be fully cognizant of how significant portions of the society around you live their lives, believe what they believe, and the motivations for doing what they do. To ignore it, dismiss it, or be afraid of it is counterintuitive to rational intelligence.
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    Baby butchers admitting prenatal infantacide kills a baby

    Like I said earlier, literal, allegory, parable, metaphor, sometimes all at once at the same time, is a very Church Lady "conveeeeenient" way to make it say what you want or need it to say.
  12. Turtle

    Teacher fired for giving Bible to student

    Just not both.
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    Let's Compare Phone Plans, Shall we?

    Naaa. I'd much rather people remember the information that helps them, than who it was who gave it to 'em. One is far more important than the other. :D
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    Let's Compare Phone Plans, Shall we?

    Re: Verizon Carrier Discount Change - Panther You do know that when your contract ends, you don't HAVE to renew it, right? You can just let it keep on going as it is from month to month. If you want a new phone at a subsidized price they'll make you sign a new two year contract, but you can...
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    Denver eats the cat treats

    Denver wuz framed!
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    Baby butchers admitting prenatal infantacide kills a baby

    I like how it can be be literal or figurative, sometimes both at the same time, depending on what you need it to say.
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    It's true: Men can't read women's emotions, study confirms

    Yeah, the one thing men cannot do is read a woman's mind, yet that the one thing we get in the most trouble for when we fail to do so.
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