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1. A man comes into the ER and yells, "My wife's going to have her baby in the cab!" I grabbed my stuff, rushed out to the cab, lifted the lady's dress, and began to take off her underwear. Suddenly I noticed that there were several cabs -and I was in the wrong one. 2. At the beginning of my...

Woman walks into an accountant's office in Texas and tells him that she needs to file her taxes. The accountant says, 'Before we begin, I'll need to ask you a few questions.' He gets her name, address, social security number, etc. and asks, what is your occupation?' 'I'm a...

The Pope and Hillary Rodham Clinton (HRC) are on the same stage in front of a huge crowd. 'Her Majesty' and His Holiness, however, have been it all before, so to make it a little more interesting, the senator says to the Pope, "Did you know that with just one little wave of my hand I...

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I thought cabotage was something they made cole slaw out of in Montreal.

I think you first have to look at those stats in the context of where the demographics are. First and foremost, it is the young generation that is computer literate. Secondly, within that generation the youngest demo spends the most time online. Thirdly, because of those heavily weighted demos...

These two sites are about the Islamic culture. One is a blog about questionable practices, and the other is a news interview with an Islamic feminist, with english subtitles. Both point up the plight of innocents, in other parts of the world. I`d like to think this, and other social wrongs is...

A guy was sitting quietly reading his paper when his wife walked up behind him and whacked him on the head with a magazine. 'What was that for?' he asked. 'That was for the piece of paper in your pants pocket with the name Laura Lou written on it,' she replied. 'Two weeks...

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What do you think is the spec combination to produce the most expedited revenue consistently? Spec one for a single. Spec another for a team operation, and spec both for today`s competitive expediting marketplace. Forget about factoring time on the road and available for service. I`m talking...

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The fish are already swimming around in the ocean, so it doesn`t matter if they`re on the top , in the middle, or on the bottom, as they are displacing the same amount of water with their body mass, so no, the ocaen levels will not rise, but the smell will not be pleasant.

He awoke one early morning, and rose from his bed. He showered quickly, and dressed even quicker as he hadn`t much time. he rushed down stairs and into the silently entered the kitchen. He saw her.... and then he began...... He laid her on the table So white clean and bare. His...

One of the big reasons for any slowdown is competition. If you look around out there today, there are alot of companies offering some type of expedited delivery. Even some of the big carries, have a version of expediting. Look on the home page of EO. There are 30 5 star carriers listed. That`s a...

Subject: The Office Party FROM: Pat Lewis, Human Resources Director TO: Everyone RE: Christmas Party DATE: December 1 I'm happy to inform you that the company Christmas Party will take place on December 23, starting at noon in the banquet room at Luigi's Open Pit Barbecue. No-host bar, but...

'Twas the night before Christmas and Santa's a wreck How to live in a world that's politically correct? His workers no longer would answer to Elves, Vertically challenged they were calling themselves. And labor conditions at the North Pole Were alleged by the union to stifle the soul. Four...

How many apples can you put in the basket. Beat 72. http://www.ferryhalim.com/orisinal/g2/applegame.htm

This is a good one. http://weblogs.newsday.com/news/opinion/walthandelsman/blog/2007/11/animation_baby_boomers.html