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In the 1400's a law was set forth in England that a man was allowed to beat his wife with a stick no thicker than his thumb. Hence we have 'the rule of thumb.' ------------------------------------------- Many years ago in Scotland , a new game was invented. It was ruled 'Gentlemen...

Did You Know that drinking two glasses of Gatorade can relieve headache pain almost immediately -- without the unpleasant side effects caused by traditional "pain relievers." Did you know that Colgate toothpaste makes an excellent salve for burns. Before you head to the...

On a hot summer day, a redneck came into town with his dog. He tied the dog under the shade of a tree and went into the Elks for a cold beer. About 20 minutes later a policeman came into the bar and asked who owned the dog tied under the tree. The redneck said that it was his. The...

Ozone created by electric cars now killing millions in the seventh largest country in the world, Mexifornia , formerly known as California . White minorities still trying to have English recognized as Mexifornia's third language. Spotted Owl plague threatens northwestern United States crops...

DR. PHIL : " The problem we have here is that this chicken won't realize that he must first deal with the problem on 'THIS' side of the road before it goes after the problem on the 'OTHER SIDE' of the road. What we need to do is help him realize how stupid he's acting by not taking on his...

This is for all of you that like to add a little cleverati at the beginning or the end of your posts..feel free to steal them. A dentist and a manicurist fought tooth and nail. A bicycle can't stand alone; it is two tired. A will is a dead giveaway. Time flies like an arrow...

Stewardesses' is the longest word typed with only the left hand .. And 'lollipop' is the longest word typed with your right hand. (Bet you tried this out mentally, didn't you?) No word in the English language rhymes with month, orange, silver, or purple. Dreamt' is the only English...

According to a news report, a certain private school in Washington was recently faced with a unique problem. A number of 12-year-old girls had begun to use lipstick and would put it on in the bathroom. That was fine, but after they put on their lipstick they would blot their lipstick by pressing...

A papa mole, a mama mole, and a baby mole all live together In a little mole hole. One day, papa mole sticks His head Out of the hole, sniffs the air And said, Yum! I smell maple syrup!' The mama mole sticks her head Out of the hole, Sniffs the air and said, Oh...

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A Texas cowboy walked into a drug store and asked to talk to a male pharmacist. The elderly woman he was talking to said that she was the pharmacist and as she and her also widowed elderly sister owned the store, there were no males employed there. She then asked if she could help the...

From pipeline worker: I've been in the petroleum pipeline business for about 31 years, currently working for the Kinder-Morgan Pipeline here in San Jose, CA. We deliver about 4 million gallons in a 24-hour period from the pipe line; one day it's diesel, the next day it's jet fuel and...

"snopes" is provided for doubters: Urban Legends Reference Pages: Bank of America Credit Cards for Illegals Now................. I hope the following 14 reasons are forwarded over and over again until they are read so many times that the reader gets sick of reading them. I...

A trained turtle: Breitbart.tv » Man Trains Turtle to Do Tricks

Urban Legends Reference Pages: Rumors of War (John McCain) ----- J OHN MCCAIN'S REMARKS ABOUT THE PLEDGE OF ALLEGIANCE!!! THE NEXT TIME YOU SAY IT THE PLEDGE OF ALLEGIANCE WILL BE SAID WITH A TEAR IN YOUR EYE IN light of the recent appeals court ruling in...

In ancient Greece, Socrates the great philosopher was widely revered for his wisdom. One day an aquaintance of his came running up to Socrates and excitedly said, "Do you know what i just heard about one of your students?" "Wait a minute" Socrates replied, "Before you tell me I`d like you to...

One day, a man came home and was greeted by his wife dressed in a very Sexy nightie. 'Tie me up,' she purred, 'and you can do anything you want.' So he tied her up and went golfing. *** A woman came home, screeching her car into the driveway, and ran into the house. She slammed the door and...

LETTER FROM A FARM KID (NOW AT San Diego MARINE CORPS RECRUIT TRAINING) Dear Ma and Pa, I am well. Hope you are. Tell Brother Walt and Brother Elmer the Marine Corps beats working for old man Larson by a mile. Tell them to join up quick before all of the places are...

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This is in Portuguese, but you`ll get the idea...... 1. First let it load...... 2.Second type your name in the first space....then type a friends name in the second space....skip the other two spaces... 3.Then click on the word VIZUALIZAR at the bottom...and watch...