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You may be right...It was sent to me as 2007, and I seemed to remember number one but wasn`t sure. Anyway, if I get another list I`ll put it up here.

Yes, it's that magical time of year again when the Darwin Awards are bestowed, honoring the least evolved among us. Here is the glorious winner: 1. When his 38-caliber revolver failed to fire at his intended victim during a hold-up in Long Beach , California , would-be robber James Elliot...

The following are a sampling of REAL answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school (Saturday Traffic School for moving violation offenders.) Q: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road? A: What for? He can't see my license...

Go to this link and look at 5 public service announcementsfrom other places. You know the kind we have in the USA. These are alot more graphic. http://www.esquire.com/the-side/video/lunchbreak113007

If you like gadgets as much as I do, you should enjoy these from around the world. http://studentsmetro.com/fun/images/572/Most_Useful_Inventions

Without getting into the HOS politically correctness,I`ll say that when my wife and I ran together we did 4 hour shifts as the general rule, and if the sleeping driver wanted another couple of hours, after the 4 hour shift change, and the awake driver was awake enough and could take it for...

This is what can happen when you outsource. "I was very depressed last night so I called a suicide hotline. The phone rang several times, and I was put on hold for a few minutes while listening to whirling dervish type music. When somebody answered they spoke english with an accent. Seems I...

Boudreaux done got old and his children dun put him in the old folks home near Breaux Bridge, Louisiana where he dun met a lovely lady dat were from Texas . Now Boudreaux being a fine upstanding Catholic, he didn't want to do nutin' dat were against his religion, no. So he dun propose...

On the road thinking about Christmas, take a minute to play this. Every now and then something makes you smile, and just enjoy it. No message, no ulterior motive, no anything except what it says. Here`s a song for all of you driving along to pick up your spirits...

Leroy goes to the revival and listens to the preacher. After awhile the preacher asks anyone with needs to be prayed over to come forward to the front at the altar. Leroy gets in line, and when it's his turn, the preacher asks: "Leroy, what do you want me to pray about for you?" Leroy replies...

On the road thinking about Christmas, take a minute to play this. Every now and then something makes you smile, and just enjoy it. No message, no ulterior motive, no anything except what it says. Here`s a song for all of you driving along to pick up your spirits...

A study found the average American golfer walks about 900 miles a year. Another study found American golfers drink, on average, 22 gallons of beer a year. That means, on average, American golfers get about 41 miles to the gallon. Kind Of Makes You Proud Doesn't it !

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The old ant and grasshopper story...We all know the first version. A second version with different moral has been developed. OLD VERSION: The ant works hard in the withering heat all summer long, building his house and laying up supplies for the winter. The grasshopper thinks the ant is a fool...

NOW THIS IS A STORY WORTH TELLING. THIS STORY EXEMPLIFIES GUN CONTROL AS IT SHOULD BE. Shooting in Butte, Montana Shotgun preteen vs. illegal alien Home Invaders Butte, Montana November 5, 2006 Two illegal aliens, Ralphel Resindez, 23, and Enrico Garza, 26, probably believed they would...

The following is the philosophy of Charles Schultz, the creator of the "Peanuts" comic strip. You don't have to actually answer the questions. Just read straight through, and you'll get the point. 1. Name the five wealthiest people in the world. 2. Name the last five Heisman trophy...

This is an interesting OTR article on how and what they do in Australia. http://lifeontheroad.com/2007/10/15/driving-a-road-train/333.html

Salute the Danish Flag - it's a Symbol of Western Freedom In 1978-9 I was living and studying in Denmark. But in 1978 - even in Copenhagen, one didn't see Muslim immigrants. The Danish population embraced visitors, celebrated the exotic, went...

Tape a chocolate bar to the outside of your microwave. If the chocolate melts you will know that the microwaves are escaping and it is time to have the oven serviced. A mouse trap, placed on top on of your alarm clock will prevent you from rolling over and going back to sleep. Old telephone...

Christmas has been cancelled! I repeat....CHRISTMAS HAS BEEN CANCELLED!!! Apparently, YOU told Santa you had been GOOD all year. He died laughing last week.