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    Signs of ovarian cancer

    SIGNS OF OVARIAN CANCER (Even In The Absence Of Ovaries) I hope you all take the time to read this and pass it on to all you can. Send this to the women in your life that you care about. Years ago, Gilda Radner died of ovarian cancer. Her symptoms were inconclusive, and she...
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    Estate Planning

    Dan was a single guy living at home with his father and working in the family business. When he found out he was going to inherit a fortune when his sickly father died, he decided he needed a wife with whom to share his fortune. One evening at an investment meeting he spotted the most...
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    Sex On Mars

    The year is 2222 and after accumulating enough frequent flier miles, Mike and Maureen land on Mars. They meet a Martian couple and are talking about all sorts ofthings. Mike asks if Mars has a stock market, if they have laptopcomputers, how they make money, etc. Finally, Maureen brings up the...
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    Little Johnny

    A teacher in Elmira, New York asked her 6th grade class how many of them were Obama fans. Not really knowing what an Obama fan is, but wanting to be liked by the teacher, all the kids raised their hands except for Little Johnny. The teacher asked Little Johnny why he has decided to be...
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    Read this report

    Did not find on Snopes, but did follow the link provided here, which offered other interesting past war numbers. Sobering ! Political Alert Military losses, 1980 through 2006. These are some rather eye-opening facts. Since the start of the war on terror in Iraq and...
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    Cures and comforts

    I like these home remedies, because they usually work. Of course they don`t work for everybody, but if you have the problem it`s worth a try. these cures use everyday products you find around the house. Eliminate ear mites. All it takes is a few drops of Wesson Corn Oil in your cat's ear...
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    Dog for sale

    A guy is driving around the back woods of Tennessee and he sees a sign in front of a broken down shanty-style house: TALKING DOG FOR SALE He rings the bell and the owner appears and tells him the dog is in the backyard. The guy goes into the backyard and sees a nice looking labrador retriever...
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    create your own

    Well, it worked ok, but I can`t say it was very much fun. I think I`ll leave that toy in the box.
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    Tell 10 friends

    This is true, check it out at snopes. Urban Legends Reference Pages: Breast Cancer Site and Free Mammograms A favor to ask, it only takes a minute.... Please tell ten friends to tell ten today! The Breast Cancer site is having trouble getting enough people to click on their site daily to...
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    Speeding

    Two California Highway Patrol Officers were conducting speeding enforcement on I-15, just north of the Marine Corps Air Station at Miramar. One of the officers was using a hand held radar device to check speeding vehicles approaching the crest of a hill. The officers were suddenly surprised...
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    Ken Lee

    You don`t want to laugh, but you can`t help it. YouTube - Ken Lee - Bulgarian Idol (WITH ENGLISH TRANSLATION)
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    The blonde and the redhead

    Two friends, a blonde and a redhead, are exiting the redhead`s house, when the redhead sees her boyfriend off in the distance coming towards them with his arms full of flowers.The redhead sighs and says: "Oh crap, my boyfriend is bringing me flowers again, quick let`s, skip out around back and...
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    Tree huggers tale

    A woman from Austin, who was a tree hugger and anti-hunter, purchased several acres of Hill Country land, near Lake Travis, Texas. There was a huge tree on one of the highest points in the tract. She wanted to view the natural splendor of her land, so she climbed the tree. As she neared...
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    Man`s true best friend

    your wife ..girlfriend..or your dog? A dog is truly a man's best friend. If you don't believe it, just try this experiment. Put your dog and your wife or girlfriend in the trunk of the car for an hour. When you open the trunk, who is really happy to see you!
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    Update on cancer

    Whoops, forgot the link. Urban Legends Reference Pages: Cancer Update from Johns Hopkins Hospital
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    Update on cancer

    I`m sorry to say that the foregoing update is false. Here is the snopes link. I was not the only one that was taken in by it. Sorry I posted it.
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    Lifes`s Little Truths

    6 TRUTHS OF LIFE 1. You cannot touch all your teeth with your tongue. (scroll down) 2. All idiots, after reading the first 'truth', will try it. (Scroll) 3. The first truth is a lie. (scroll) 4...
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    Update on cancer

    From granddaughter of Mayo Clinic founder: I THINK EVERYONE WILL FIND THIS VERY INFORMATIVE. I ONLY WISH IT WAS AS EASY TO FOLLOW AS IT IS TO UNDERSTAND. AFTER YEARS OF TELLING PEOPLE CHEMOTHERAPY IS THE ONLY WAY TO TRY ('TRY', BEING THE KEY WORD) TO ELIMINATE CANCER, JOHNS HOPKINS IS...
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    My new truck

    I bought a new Dodge Ram Quad cab 1500 yesterday and returned to the dealer today because I couldn't get the radio to work. The salesman explained that the radio was voice activated. "Nelson," the salesman said to the radio. The Radio replied, "Ricky or Willie?" "Willie!" he...
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    Wally`s wedding night

    At 85 years of age, Wally married Anne, a lovely 25 year old. Since her new husband is so old, Anne decides that after their wedding she and Wally should have separate bedrooms, because she is concerned that her new, but aged, husband may overexert himself if they spend the entire night...
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