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    An elephent never forgets

    In 1986, Peter Davies was on holiday in Kenya after graduating from Northwestern University. On a hike through the bush, he came across a young bull elephant standing with one leg raised in the air. The elephant seemed distressed, so Peter approached it very carefully. He got down on one...
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    The 545

    Politicians are the only people in the world who create problems and then campaign against them. Have you ever wondered why, if both the Democrats and the Republicans are against deficits, we have deficits? Have you ever wondered why, if all the politicians are against inflation and high...
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    The little old lady

    A farmer stopped by the local mechanic shop to have his truck fixed. They couldn't do it while he waited, so he said he didn't live far and would just walk home. On the way home he stopped at the hardware store and bought a bucket and a gallon of paint. He then stopped by the feed...
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    What a difference 70 years makes

    "President Bush did make a bad mistake in the war on terrorism. But the mistake was not his decision to go to war in Iraq. Bush's mistake came in his belief that this country is the same one his father fought for in WWII. It is not. Back then, they had just come out of a...
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    60, 70 and 80

    "Sixty is the worst age to be," said the 60 year old man. "You always feel like you have to pee and most of the time you stand there and nothing comes out." "Ah, that's nothin," said the 70 year old. "When you're seventy, you don't have a bowel movement any more. You take laxatives, eat bran...
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    Mileage

    A recent study conducted by Harvard University found that the average American walks about 900 miles a year. Another study by the American Medical Association found that Americans drink, on average, 22 gallons of alcohol a year. This means, on average, Americans get about 41 miles to...
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    The Mom`s Overture

    This is really good. Check it out. YouTube - è€åª½å­ä¹‹æ­Œ
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    Golden Years

    It turns out the golden years really are golden. Eye-opening new research finds the happiest Americans are the oldest, and older adults are more socially active than the stereotype of the lonely senior suggests. The two go hand-in-hand: Being social can help keep away the blues. "The good...
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    A new Category?

    Dave...I don`t see why you have to dredge up a past difference of opinion between you and I. Nobody else knows what it was all about because the offending post was pulled. I accepted that and simply wrote to you privately that I didn`t agree with your assessment of what I considered not...
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    Curtain Rods

    CURTAIN RODS---- PRICELESS She spent the first day packing her belongings into boxes, crates and suitcases. On the second day, she had the movers come and collect her things. On the third day, she sat down for the last time at their beautiful dining room table by candle-light, put on...
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    A new Category?

    I recently had a post pulled for inappropriate content. I don`t wish to argue the point of it, or defend it, as I understand it could be viewed by different people in different ways, and the mod is just doing his job and is within his authority to pull it, as he or she sees fit. I answered the...
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    Get down..Get funky

    From Russia with love. To The Point News - ROCKING RUSSKIES
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    Just the facts..

    List of 14 things that cost American Taxpayers tremendous $$$... Included are the URL's for verification of the following facts: 1. $11 Billion to $22 billion is spent on welfare to illegal aliens each year. | FAIR: Immigration and Welfare 2. $2.2 Billion dollars a...
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    What are the costs of rebuilds?

    In particular a Cummins 300 or 315. I heard that a Cat is largely prohibitive from a cost to service standpoint in many cases. Also, I`m not a big Cat fan. Any info would be appreciated, along with a phone or email of a Cummins rebuild shop of where it can be done on the east coast. Yhere used...
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    Sex after death

    A couple made a deal that whoever died first would come back and inform the other of the after life. Their biggest fear was that there was no afterlife. After a long life, the husband was the first to go, and true to his word he made contact, "Mary Mary. .."...
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    Oh to be 6 again...

    To Be 6 Again.. A man was sitting on the edge of the bed, observing his wife, looking at herself in the mirror. Since her birthday was not far off he asked what she'd like to have for her Birthday. 'I'd like to be six again', she replied, still looking in the mirror. On the...
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    Male vs.Female ATM rules

    MALE VS. FEMALE AT THE ATM MACHINE A new sign in the Bank Lobby reads: 'Please note that this Bank is installing new Drive-through ATM machines enabling customers to withdraw cash without leaving their vehicles. Customers using this new facility are requested...
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    Building a 777

    Watch a Boeing 777 being built. http://www.nmedia.com/777-200LR_Boeing.wmv
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    Investment Advice

    If you had purchased $1,000.00 of Nortel stock one year ago, it would now be worth $49.00. With Enron, you would have $16.50 left of the original $1,000. With WorldCom, you would have less than $5.00 left. If you had purchased $1,000.00 of Delta Airlines stock, you would have $49.00...
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    Advice I hoe you`ll never need

    Not A Joke!! Even If you dislike attorneys..... You will love them for these tips. Read this and make a copy for your files in case you need to refer to it someday. Maybe we should all take some of his advice! A corporate attorney sent the following out to the employees in his company...
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