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    Darth Vader exposed!

    YouTube - Darth Vader Feels Blue
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    Election Commentary

    By Thomas Sowell Tuesday, April 29, 2008 Many years ago, a great hitter named Paul Waner was nearing the end of his long career. He entered a ballgame with 2,999 hits -- one hit away from the landmark total of 3,000, which so many hitters want to reach, but which relatively...
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    Not Exactly

    Vote for the man if you wish but know what you are voting for. Obama's Not Exactly's: 1.) Selma Got Me Born - NOT EXACTLY, your parents felt safe enough to have you in 1961 - Selma had no effect on your birth, as Selma was in 1965. (Google 'Obama Selma' for his full March 4, 2007 speech...
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    World`s easiest quiz

    WORLD'S EASIEST QUIZ (Passing requires 4 correct answers) 1) How long did the Hundred Years' War last? 2) Which country makes Panama hats? 3) From which animal do we get cat gut? 4) In which month do Russians celebrate the October Revolution? 5) What...
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    Why did the chicken cross the road?

    WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD? BARACK OBAMA: The chicken crossed the road because it was time for a CHANGE! The chicken wanted CHANGE! JOHN MC CAIN: My friends, that chicken crossed the road because he recognized the need to engage in cooperation and...
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    English as official language

    TAKE A FEW MOMENTS AND READ THIS LETTER. THESE ARE STRONG, POWERFUL AND COURAGEOUS WORDS COMING FROM A RETIRED COLONEL. AND READ WHAT LINCOLN HAD TO SAY AT THE END. WOW! 33 Senators Voted Against English as America's Official Language onJune 6, 2007. On Wed. 6 June 2007 23:35:23 -...
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    Play Ball!

    Two 90-year-old women, Rose and Barb, had been friends all of their lives. When it was clear that Rose was dying, Barb visited her every day. One day Barb said, 'Rose, we both loved playing women's softball all our lives, and we played all through high school. Please do me one favor: when...
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    Cannibal Menu

    A cannibal was walking through the jungle and came upon a restaurant operated by a fellow cannibal. Feeling somewhat hungry, he sat down and looked over the menu... + Tourist: $5 + Broiled Missionary: $10.00 + Fried Explorer: $15.00 + Baked Democrat or Grilled Republican: $100.00...
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    Why men have better friends

    Friendship between Women: A woman didn't come home one night. The next morning she told her husband that she had slept over at a friend's house. The man called his wife's 10 be st friends. None of them knew anything about it. Friendship between Men: A man didn't come home one night...
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    Dumb quote of the year

    'My friends, we live in the greatest nation in the history of the world. I hope you'll join with me as we try to change it.' - Barack Obama
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    2008 Darwin Awards

    Eighth Place In Detroit , a 41-year-old man got stuck and drowned in two feet of water after squeezing head first through an 18-inch-wide sewer grate to retrieve his car keys. Seventh Place A 49-year-old San Francisco stockbroker, who 'totally zoned when he ran,' accidentally, jogged off...
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    Female Heart Attack

    FROM AN ER NURSE I was aware that female heart attacks are different, but this is the best description I've ever read. Women and heart attacks (Myocardial infarction). Did you know that women rarely have the same dramatic symptoms that men have when experiencing heart attack ... you...
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    We live in a crazy world

    Just in case you need more proof that we live in a crazy world . . . In Lebanon, men are legally allowed to have sex with animals, but the animals must be female. Having sexual relations with a male animal is punishable by death. (Like THAT makes sense.) In Bahrain, a male doctor may...
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    The Human Body

    This collection of human body facts will leave you wondering why in the heck we were designed the way we were. -Scientists say the higher your I.Q. The more you dream. -The largest cell in the human body is the female egg and the smallest is the male sperm. -You use 200 muscles...
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    Kilroy Was Here

    In 1946 the American Transit Association, through its radio program, "Speak to America," sponsored a nationwide contest to find the REAL Kilroy, offering a prize of a real trolley car to the person who could prove himself to be the genuine article. Almost 40 men stepped forward to make that...
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    Congress does it again

    Sorry about the double entry. I was trying to edit it, and for some reason it posted by itself. Anyway read the link.
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    Congress does it again

    According to the Investors Business Daily <IBDeditorials.com: Editorials, Political Cartoons, and Polls from Investor's Business Daily -- Crude Mistake 67:89C58ED8630CD5D719EED4687D07E59D> there are an estimated 1 trillion barrels of oil trapped in shale in the U.S. and Canada. Retrieving...
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    update from ctx post

    I`d like to hear CTX`s side of this argument. I really doubt that Dean`s services were terminated because of a posting on this forum. Were CTX to terminate a contract for those reasons, I think Dean would have some solid ground to pursue a pretty good lawsuit. I have to think there is alot more...
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    In just a year and a half

    Very enlightening. In just one year . Remember the election in 2006? Thought you might like to read the following: A little over one year ago: 1) Consumer confidence stood at a 2 1/2 year high; 2) Regular gasoline sold for $2.19 a gallon; 3) The unemployment rate...
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    DOG vs. CAT

    The Dog`s Diary 8:00 am - Dog food! My favorite thing! 9:30 am - A car ride! My favorite thing! 9:40 am - A walk in the park! My favorite thing! 10:30 am - Got rubbed and petted! My favorite thing! 12:00 pm - Milk bones! My favorite thing! 1:00 pm - Played in the yard! My favorite...
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