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Just how much Senate experience does Barack Obama have in terms of actual work days? Not much. From the time Barack Obama was sworn in as a United State Senator, to the time he announced he was forming a Presidential exploratory committee, he logged 143 days of experience in the Senate...

One day my mother was out and my dad was in charge of me and my older brother. I was maybe 2 and a half years old and had just recovered from an accident in which my arm had been broken among other injuries. Someone had given me a little 'tea set' as a get-well gift and it was one of my...

PUT YOUR CAR KEYS BESIDE YOUR BED AT NIGHT Put your car keys beside your bed at night. If you hear a noise outside your home or someone trying to get in your house, just press the panic button for your car. The alarm will be set off, and the horn will continue to sound until you turn it off...

Where are all of the Hollywood celebrities holding telethons asking for help in restoring Iowa and helping the folks affected by the floods? Where is all the media asking the tough questions about why the federal government hasn't solved the problem? Asking where the FEMA trucks (and...

I PLEDGE ALLEGIANCE TO THE FLAG, OF THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA, AND TO THE REPUBLIC, FOR WHICH IT STANDS, ONE NATION UNDER GOD, INDIVISIBLE, WITH LIBERTY AND JUSTICE FOR ALL! KEEP IT LIT!! KEEP IT LIT! For...

I called my friend Jake Lennard, a gastroenteritist, to make an appointment for a colonoscopy. A few days later, in his office, Jake showed me a color diagram of the colon, a lengthy organ that appears to go all over the place, at one point passing briefly through Minneapolis . Then Jake...

No matter which side you`re on, this is worth reading. Politicians are the only people in the world who create problems and then campaign against them. Have you ever wondered why, if both the Democrats and the Republicans are against deficits, we have deficits? Have you ever wondered...

checked it out at.............. snopes.com: Paget's Disease New kind of Breast Cancer DO NOT DELETE Please forward to all of the women in your lives . Mothers, daughters, sisters, aunts, friends, etc. In November, a rare kind of breast cancer was found. A lady developed a rash on...

Betty and Barbie, two blonde sisters had promised their uncle they would bury him at sea when he died. Their uncle had been a seafaring gentleman all his life and it was to be his final wish. Of course, in due time, he did pass away and the two blondes kept their promise. They cast...

Some interesting points and the references to back them up. You think the war in Iraq is costing us too much? Read this: Boy am I confused. I have been hammered with the propaganda that it is the Iraq war and the war on terror that is bankrupting us at $125 Billion A Year...

1. Don't Sweat The Petty Things And Don't Pet The Sweaty Things. 2. One Tequila, Two Tequila, Three Tequila, Floor..... 3. Atheism Is A Non-prophet Organization. 4. If Man Evolved From Monkeys And Apes, Why Do We Still Have Monkeys And Apes? 5. The Main Reason Santa Is So Jolly Is...

'Those who hammer their guns into plows will plow for those who do not.' ~ Thomas Jefferson (This is why Democrats like Ted Kennedy, Nancy Pelosi and Hillary Clinton want gun control so badly! ) FIREARMS REFRESHER COURSE 1. An armed man is a citizen. An unarmed man is a subject. 2...

This was written by a reporter for a local newspaper in Pennsylvania In the beginning we called ourselves “Americans. Then someone, maybe a “Canadian” (they’re so “by-the-rules”, you know), decided that linguistic exactitude required “Americans” to be called “North-Americans”, what with...

THOUGHT FOR THE DAY OPEC sells oil for $136.00 a barrel. OPEC nations buy U.S. grain at $7.00 a bushel. Solution: Sell grain for $136.00 a bushel. Can't buy it? Tough! Eat your oil! Ought to go well with a nice thick grilled filet of camel…!!

A car gets a flat on the interstate one day. The blonde driver eases it over onto the shoulder of the road, carefully steps out of the car and opens the trunk She takes out two cardboard men, unfolds them and stands them at the rear of the vehicle facing oncoming traffic. The lifelike...

Another first from NASA. http://apod.nasa.gov/apod/image/0504/WaterOnMars2_gcc.jpg

This shows just how the dipwads at the helm are taking us down the slippery slope. Congress needs to be fired en masse, and completely overhauled....I think making it a crime for any lawyer to serve in any government post would be a good start. YouTube - IMPORTANT INFORMATION ABOUT ENERGY SAVER...

John Coleman's Comments Before the San Diego Chamber of Commerce Global Warming and the Price of a Gallon of Gas by John Coleman You may want to give credit where credit is due to Al Gore and his global warming campaign the next time you fill your car with gasoline, because there is a...

Last Thursday oil prices increased $5.50 per barrel in one day. Last Friday marked the biggest single-day surge in oil price history, rocketing $11 more to $138 on the New York Mercantile Exchange. In just two days, oil costs increased 13 percent. Average Americans are literally driving to the...

I was having trouble with my computer. So I called Eric, the 11 year old next door, whose bedroom looks like Mission Control and asked him to come over. Eric clicked a couple of buttons and solved the problem. As he was walking away, I called after him, 'So, what was wrong? He replied, 'It...