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    Be careful what you ask for

    Swedens health care system: Government health care advocates used to sing the praises of Britain's National Health Service (NHS). That's until its poor delivery of health care services became known. A recent study by David Green and Laura Casper, "Delay, Denial and Dilution," written for the...
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    Gin the dancing dog

    This woofer is something! Gin The Dancing Dog
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    The Bill of Non-Rights

    Ink, it`s interesting that I posted the same topic as you, but under a different title, which was the way I received it. Makes one think that emails travel at the speed of light and the good ones get everywhere relatively fast. Also interesting, is the response generated by yours and nothing...
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    A British View

    The Daily Mail (UK) wrote this editorial about Obama Obama's Victory--A British View A victory for the hysterical Oprah Winfrey, the mad racist preacher Jeremiah Wright, the US mainstream media who...
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    new Preamble to the Constitution

    NEW PREAMBLE TO THE CONSTITUTION This is probably the best e-mail I've seen in a long, long time. The following has been attributed to State Representative Mitchell Kaye from GA. This guy should run for President one day... "We the sensible people of the United States, in an...
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    Selling trucks. Buying trucks.

    Is anyone out there having any success selling their truck? I see alot of what I consider good buys on EO`S classifieds, and on some of the truck sales sites also on EO, as well as some of the industry truck papers. However on all the foregoing, I keep seeing the same trucks over and over, for...
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    2nd ammendment wisom from a texas gal

    A lady educates U. S. Senators on the 2nd. Amendment Pay close attention to her closing statement. If you missed it; play over and over until you get the point. After watching the video all I can say is: Watch their faces as she speaks. She understands the 2nd Amendment in a way...
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    The little old lady

    A little old lady was walking down the street dragging two large plastic garbage bags behind her. One of the bags rips, and every once In a while a $20 bill falls out onto the sidewalk. Noticing this, a policeman stops her, and says, "Ma'am, there are $20 Bills falling out of your bag."...
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    Like it is

    "The Constitution only guarantees the American people the right to pursue happiness. You have to catch it yourself." - Benjamin Franklin
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    The ski trip

    Jack decided to go skiing with his buddy, Bob. So they loaded up Jack's minivan and headed north. After driving for a few hours, they got caught in a terrible blizzard. So they pulled into a nearby farm and asked the attractive lady who answered the door if they could spend the night. 'I...
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    Dress Code

    Members of Congress should be compelled to wear uniforms like NASCAR drivers, so we could identify their corporate sponsors.
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    Paddy at the pub

    Paddy had been drinking at his local Dublin pub all day and most of the night celebrating St Patrick's Day. Mick, the bartender says, 'You'll not be drinking anymore tonight, Paddy'. Paddy replies, 'OK Mick, I'll be on my way then'. Paddy spins around on his stool and steps off. He falls flat on...
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    How smart are you expediters?

    You think the CDL is tough, or the Hazmat? This is what 8th graders were expected to know.... in 1895... Remember when grandparents and great-grandparents stated that they only had an 8th grade education? Well, check this out. If we had to take this test, today, could any of us have...
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    Sure fire redneck pick up lines

    Are yer parents retarded? cuz ya sure are special. My Love fer you is like diarrhea . I can't hold it in. Do you have a library card? cuz I'd like to sign you out Is there a mirror in yer pants? cuz I can see myself in em. If you was a tree & I was a Squirrel, I'd store put...
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    The Old Rancher

    So this Department of Water Resources representative stops at a Texas Ranch and talks with an old rancher. He tells the rancher, "I need to inspect your ranch for your water allocation." The old rancher says, "Okay, but don't go in that field over there." The Water representative says...
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    Bag a big one

    How good of a shot are you? Versus Country Bag A Monster Buck Game
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    The Propasal

    "The Proposal" When a company falls on difficult times, one of the things that seems to happen is they reduce their staff and workers. The remaining workers need to find ways to continue to do a good job or risk that their job would be eliminated as well. Wall street, and the media...
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    Forwarding emails

    1) Any time you see an E-Mail that says forward this on to '10' of your friends, or sign this petition, or you'll get bad luck, good luck, or whatever, it almost always has an E-Mail tracker program attached that tracks the cookies and E-Mails of those folks you forward to. The host...
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    Brownbag lunches

    I put my carry-on in the luggage compartment and sat down in my assigned seat. It was going to be a long flight. 'I'm glad I have a good book to read. Perhaps I will get a short nap,' I thought. Just before take-off, a line of soldiers came down the aisle and filled all the vacant...
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    A history lesson

    Do you know what happened this week back in 1850? 158 years ago California became a state. The State had no electricity. The State had no money. Almost everyone spoke Spanish. There were gunfights in the streets. So basically, it was just like it is today, except...
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